Lost in Translation????

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.





In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.





In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.





In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.





In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.





In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.





In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.





In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.





On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.





On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.





In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.





In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.





In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.





In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.





From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.





In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.





In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.





In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.





An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.





A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.





In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.





In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.





Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?





On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.





In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.





On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.





Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.





Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.





Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.





Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.





Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.





Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.





Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.





Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.





Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.





Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.





Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.





Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.





Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.





Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.





A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.





A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.





A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.

Lost in Translation????
omg lmao those are great! and remember everybody:





No smoothen the lion! and if you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window!! haha :P
Reply:Are you unemployed? I have the day off, but didnt have time to read that whole mess you posted.
Reply:those are funny but you can tell what they are trying to get at.
Reply:Hilarious!
Reply:One thing for sure... I don't wanna be ordering any water at the Acapulco Hotel.
Reply:hahahah that is SO funny





where did you get that from?
Reply:Love it! I have purchased some furniture that needed assembly, the instructions were translated and left me laughing and scratching my head as to what they meant. Thanks sio much!



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