Four strangers travelled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other.
One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75 year old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen yrs. old--who looked like something right off the cover of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady was a man in his late-forties who was a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private fresh out of boot camp.
As these four strangers travelled, they talked and chatted about trivial things until they entered an unlighted tunnel, and there they sat in complete darkness and total silence, until the sound of a distinct kiss broke the silence; following the kiss a loud slap could be heard throughout the cabin.
In the ensuing period of silence the four strangers sat quietly with their own thoughts.
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The older lady was thinking,
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"Isn't it wonderful that even in this permissive day and age there are still young women who have a little self-respect and dignity?"
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The young woman, shaking her head and greatly puzzled,
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asked herself, "Why in the world would any man in his right mind want to kiss an old fossil like that when I'm sitting here?"
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The Sergeant Major, rubbing his sore face,
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was outraged that any woman could ever think that a man in his position would try to sneak a kiss in the dark.
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And the private, grinning from ear to ear,
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was thinking, "What a crazy and mixed up world this is when a private can kiss the back of his hand and then smack a Sergeant Major in the face and get away with it!"
A Little Kiss?
Hilarious
Reply:hehe that was good.
Reply:LOL -Hilarious
Reply:LOL.:)
Reply:lol that was really funny
Reply:hehe
smart private
Reply:LOL Didn't see that coming. (No pun intended.)
Reply:haha longggggggggg but funny........nice
Reply:ha ha! funy!
Reply:I love that joke!!!! It was hilarious!! thanks for sharing!
Reply:o m g great
Reply:Military Wisdom I
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
- U.S. Marine Corps
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"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- USAF Ammo Troop
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual
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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal
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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
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"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
Reply:I like it, I like it!!!!!
Funny stuff!!!!!!!
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A zipzapzoom....................... the tunnel! good=star...?
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75-year-old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen years old, who looked like something right off the cover of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady was a man in his late-forties who was a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private fresh out of boot camp. As these four strangers traveled, they talked and chatted about trivial things until they entered an unlighted tunnel, and there they sat in complete darkness and total silence, until the sound of a distinct kiss broke the silence; following the kiss a loud slap could be heard throughout the cabin. In the ensuing period of silence the four strangers sat quietly with their own thoughts. The older lady was thinking,
A zipzapzoom....................... the tunnel! good=star...?
lol...keep up the tempo Jody s. Star for a Star.
I have read u'r answers. U'r very intelligent %26amp; have a great sense of humor.
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a bit long but its OK!
Reply:hehe..........
Reply:thats funnyish
Reply:heard it before. it's o.k.
books b
A zipzapzoom....................... the tunnel! good=star...?
lol...keep up the tempo Jody s. Star for a Star.
I have read u'r answers. U'r very intelligent %26amp; have a great sense of humor.
Reply:╔══╗─╔═════╦══╗
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a bit long but its OK!
Reply:hehe..........
Reply:thats funnyish
Reply:heard it before. it's o.k.
books b
Arggg ... What happened ... I woke up with a Santa Boot & a Genie slipper on.....?
... theres glitter in my hair ......and some kind of fur on my shoulder? .....what kind of Halloween party did you have!!!!?
Arggg ... What happened ... I woke up with a Santa Boot %26amp; a Genie slipper on.....?
I'm sorry it got so out of hand, but I'll send you the video. You were the life of the party!
Reply:LMAO.... Nothing like the one you had! Mine was kid-friendly!
:)
Reply:didn't have one i was at work!
Reply:Guess you got tricked, huh? I swear it wasnt me... *kicking bucket of glitter in back of me*
Reply:wow, that must have been some party, sounds like you went to the north pole and back!!
Reply:cork the bottle, you're done
Reply:i didnt have one
Reply:I didn't have one but where do you live? I'm celebrating with you next year.
Reply:Dude you happened
books title c
Arggg ... What happened ... I woke up with a Santa Boot %26amp; a Genie slipper on.....?
I'm sorry it got so out of hand, but I'll send you the video. You were the life of the party!
Reply:LMAO.... Nothing like the one you had! Mine was kid-friendly!
:)
Reply:didn't have one i was at work!
Reply:Guess you got tricked, huh? I swear it wasnt me... *kicking bucket of glitter in back of me*
Reply:wow, that must have been some party, sounds like you went to the north pole and back!!
Reply:cork the bottle, you're done
Reply:i didnt have one
Reply:I didn't have one but where do you live? I'm celebrating with you next year.
Reply:Dude you happened
books title c
For all you canadian out there...[it's not a question]?
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!
For all you canadian out there...[it's not a question]?
A round of applause to the lovely Canadians!!!
Reply:lol I am a Brit with really pretty teeth and got to go with you on the zed thing.............it IS zed NOT zee
regards
dental
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!
For all you canadian out there...[it's not a question]?
A round of applause to the lovely Canadians!!!
Reply:lol I am a Brit with really pretty teeth and got to go with you on the zed thing.............it IS zed NOT zee
regards
dental
Are you Canadian?
I AM CANADIAN!!! Born and Raised!
Born in Ontario and at almost 19 moved to BC.
"Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
and the first nation of hockey!
My name is Bri!!
And I am Canadian!!!"
Are you Canadian?
YES I AM! I AM PROUD TO LIVE IN THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I am in B.C.
Reply:no
Reply:Thats wonderful!
However you have to remember although you may be proud of you're country, don't put other countrys down. It can hurt a lot of feelings.
...I'm an American and darn proud to be one! :)
Reply:i'm an AMERICAN and VERY PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:No, I' am not. Good for you for being proud to be Canadian.
Reply:No, I live south of the boarder in Michigan
Reply:I Am Canadian!
Reply:I am Canadian but I am not proud of it. I'd rather be British.
Reply:Odd. I just answered this, but it disappeared. And, I can answer again.
Anyway, I've been to Toronto, and thought the people were great!
Reply:My name is Kathryn
And I am CANADIAN!
Reply:Living in Edmonton. Raised in BC.
Reply:No, but my boss is.
Reply:No ma'am.
Reply:yes I am canadian, I live in nanaimo on vancouver island.
Reply:I am Canadian! Go, Maple Leafs!
Reply:Yes I am
Reply:Hell no. I know what you are, but what am I?
Reply:No l'm not.
Reply:What's your point?
Reply:okie- dockie
Reply:I am very PROUD to be Canadian.
I am also from Ontario born and raised. . .and still here.
I am a true Canadian girl :)
Reply:no
Reply:no
Reply:Good for you..no Im not canadian..♥
Reply:Good for you, girl! Good for you!
It's always good to be proud of who you are.
Reply:Yes,I'm from Oshawa Ontario.
Reply:ya! bri good for u, but we're still not comin to visit that iceberg u call home
my name is willow, we in US have lots of pillows
we got chris handsome in NY
we got 99 porn stars named nikki in hollywood
we got corruption oozing out washington DC
we got 20000 nukes pointed at your neighbor good olde ussr
and we got the beat! cause we got the go go girls !
Reply:i am a american.
Reply:Yes, I am from Canada and feeling very Canadian as well.
Reply:Good for you...but I am proud to be an American, thank you very much.
Reply:No, I am not
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Born in Ontario and at almost 19 moved to BC.
"Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
and the first nation of hockey!
My name is Bri!!
And I am Canadian!!!"
Are you Canadian?
YES I AM! I AM PROUD TO LIVE IN THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I am in B.C.
Reply:no
Reply:Thats wonderful!
However you have to remember although you may be proud of you're country, don't put other countrys down. It can hurt a lot of feelings.
...I'm an American and darn proud to be one! :)
Reply:i'm an AMERICAN and VERY PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:No, I' am not. Good for you for being proud to be Canadian.
Reply:No, I live south of the boarder in Michigan
Reply:I Am Canadian!
Reply:I am Canadian but I am not proud of it. I'd rather be British.
Reply:Odd. I just answered this, but it disappeared. And, I can answer again.
Anyway, I've been to Toronto, and thought the people were great!
Reply:My name is Kathryn
And I am CANADIAN!
Reply:Living in Edmonton. Raised in BC.
Reply:No, but my boss is.
Reply:No ma'am.
Reply:yes I am canadian, I live in nanaimo on vancouver island.
Reply:I am Canadian! Go, Maple Leafs!
Reply:Yes I am
Reply:Hell no. I know what you are, but what am I?
Reply:No l'm not.
Reply:What's your point?
Reply:okie- dockie
Reply:I am very PROUD to be Canadian.
I am also from Ontario born and raised. . .and still here.
I am a true Canadian girl :)
Reply:no
Reply:no
Reply:Good for you..no Im not canadian..♥
Reply:Good for you, girl! Good for you!
It's always good to be proud of who you are.
Reply:Yes,I'm from Oshawa Ontario.
Reply:ya! bri good for u, but we're still not comin to visit that iceberg u call home
my name is willow, we in US have lots of pillows
we got chris handsome in NY
we got 99 porn stars named nikki in hollywood
we got corruption oozing out washington DC
we got 20000 nukes pointed at your neighbor good olde ussr
and we got the beat! cause we got the go go girls !
Reply:i am a american.
Reply:Yes, I am from Canada and feeling very Canadian as well.
Reply:Good for you...but I am proud to be an American, thank you very much.
Reply:No, I am not
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Are the uggs made from sheep that are killed?!?
i want to get uggs but i am an animal lover and i would hate to have uggs that have had sheep killed to make them. i know the fur on the inside is just shaved off and it grows back but what about the outside of the boot? i have heard yes but i have also heard no. i think no but i need to double check. :] thanks in advance
Are the uggs made from sheep that are killed?!?
They are...but im sure you can find a fake cheaper pair...good luck here if you want to read for yourself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uggs
Reply:same here but I don't think so
Reply:They are sheepskin, not just sheep wool, therefore yes you are wearing part of the animal, not something that was just sheared off. However, the animal was probably not killed for the boots; the animal would have been killed for consumption and the skin/wool/etc. sold to shoe/clothing companies.
Reply:yes. they are killed but not b/c uggs said "kill for the profit of the boots" but first for table food and then the hide is seconday source. check out this article:
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Are-Ugg-Bo...
Reply:yes becuse the outside of the boots are sheepskin.
Reply:suede is made out of dead animal, however i am guessing if ur an animal luver than u are also and enviromentalist type person, and wearing suede/leather is recycling earth's resources, bcuz the sheep was already dead for meat. the ugg company did not kill these sheep, but bought the sheep from food companies. If ur a vegetarian, there is nothing wrong w/ wearing suede.
Reply:omg i hope not cause i shop there if they are i am going on strike against uggs
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Are the uggs made from sheep that are killed?!?
They are...but im sure you can find a fake cheaper pair...good luck here if you want to read for yourself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uggs
Reply:same here but I don't think so
Reply:They are sheepskin, not just sheep wool, therefore yes you are wearing part of the animal, not something that was just sheared off. However, the animal was probably not killed for the boots; the animal would have been killed for consumption and the skin/wool/etc. sold to shoe/clothing companies.
Reply:yes. they are killed but not b/c uggs said "kill for the profit of the boots" but first for table food and then the hide is seconday source. check out this article:
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Are-Ugg-Bo...
Reply:yes becuse the outside of the boots are sheepskin.
Reply:suede is made out of dead animal, however i am guessing if ur an animal luver than u are also and enviromentalist type person, and wearing suede/leather is recycling earth's resources, bcuz the sheep was already dead for meat. the ugg company did not kill these sheep, but bought the sheep from food companies. If ur a vegetarian, there is nothing wrong w/ wearing suede.
Reply:omg i hope not cause i shop there if they are i am going on strike against uggs
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Who am I???
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is ___!!
And I am ________!!!
Who am I???
Joe Canadian...easy
Reply:Joe
Canadian
Reply:this needs to be in jokes and Riddles.. maybe.
Reply:it was easy..
JOE CANADIAN..
Reply:uhh, Waldo? if this is you waldo come back home your wife and kids miss you and cant find you!
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I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is ___!!
And I am ________!!!
Who am I???
Joe Canadian...easy
Reply:Joe
Canadian
Reply:this needs to be in jokes and Riddles.. maybe.
Reply:it was easy..
JOE CANADIAN..
Reply:uhh, Waldo? if this is you waldo come back home your wife and kids miss you and cant find you!
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Please help with my homework.(SS)?
This is example that my teacher gave me.
I AM CANADIAN
Hey,
I am not a lumberjack, or a Fur trader
I don't live in an igloo,
or eat blubber
or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada,
although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a prime minister...not a president,
I speak English and French, not American
and I pronounce it About, not A-boot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing,
diversity not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly pround and noble animal.
A touque is a hat,
a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced Zed,
not zee...ZED!!
Canada is the second largest land mass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
My name is Joe...
And I am Canadian!
Can you make a new one with the same form.... but using different word????!!
plz
Please help with my homework.(SS)?
Yahoo! Answers are meant for answering questions, not doing your entire homework for you. Please learn to do your own homework.
acne scar
I AM CANADIAN
Hey,
I am not a lumberjack, or a Fur trader
I don't live in an igloo,
or eat blubber
or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada,
although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a prime minister...not a president,
I speak English and French, not American
and I pronounce it About, not A-boot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing,
diversity not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly pround and noble animal.
A touque is a hat,
a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced Zed,
not zee...ZED!!
Canada is the second largest land mass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
My name is Joe...
And I am Canadian!
Can you make a new one with the same form.... but using different word????!!
plz
Please help with my homework.(SS)?
Yahoo! Answers are meant for answering questions, not doing your entire homework for you. Please learn to do your own homework.
acne scar
What brand is this?
alot of ppl in school have a brand boot that has a K in the back off it like where it would say ugg. what brand it it and does it use fur cuz i dont wear fur.
and dont tell me to get uggs cuz i wouldnt be cuaght dead wearing a dead sheep on my foot.
What brand is this?
k-swiss
Reply:k-swiss
i dont even kno how you dont wear uggs! i love uggs!!!
php
and dont tell me to get uggs cuz i wouldnt be cuaght dead wearing a dead sheep on my foot.
What brand is this?
k-swiss
Reply:k-swiss
i dont even kno how you dont wear uggs! i love uggs!!!
php
Would all you Scottish seniors like to hear this wee Glasgow poem ?
Ah wiz sittin on the upper deck o' a 37 bus
Ah seen big Jimmie swillin wine An' stirrin up a fuss
The driver stopped the the bus right sharp an' belted up the stair
"Yie can get the Hell right aff this bus if ye gie us any mair"
:Pal,no offense "big Jimmie said : "if ye knew what I 've been through
Ye widnae say such things tae me or blame a man that's fu'
fur Ah lost ma pile on the dugs taenight , Ah'll huv yes fur tae know
Fur Ah put down all ma overtime pay on a dug that widnae go"
The driver said " Ah dinnae care nor gie a Tinker's curse
Yer swearin an yer bawlin is disturbin a' the bus
Ah've hud aboot enough of you,a lot more than Ah need
If ye dont haud that big tongue o' yours , Ah'll stuff it doon yer heid.”
Big Jimmie looked up and picked his nose and he finished aff his wine
He says " The way ye've spoke tae me has went right oot o' line
Ah've sorted out 15 like you tae get intae a fight
Get doon on yer knees and beg fur help ,yah dirty little shite.”
At this the bus began tae clear as people got off fast
Wi' good auld Glasgow chivalry the wimmen an children last
They gathered round and they shouted out fur they didnae like big Jim
:Come now driver sink the boot ,get stuck right intae him.”
The driver smiled and waded in kicking and swinging blows
Until he got Jim's big square heid a planted on his nose
His knee came up, his fist went doon that wiz the battle o'er
So he jumped a couple o' times on his heid as he lay upon the floor
An' staightaway the polis came up tae capture Jim
In threes an' fours an' dozens , well he laid them oot round him
An' when wi' forty stoatin him he finally sensless sank
Ah counted fourteen polis hats washed away doon a stank
So if ye'er ever sittin on a 37 bus
An see big Willie swillin wine and kickin up a fuss
Don't try tae act the hero an throw big Jimmie aff
Cos the poor old Glasgow polis , They huvnae got the staff.
Would all you Scottish seniors like to hear this wee Glasgow poem ?
I hung on ,and hung on in there and got to the end.
Not bad for a Brummy lass.
My Scottish(Hamilton) father would be proud of me.
Reply:as an ex pat glesga boy I enjoyed reading this. It is good to see the Glesga dialect written doon an ahm sure the rest of the world will be clueless as to the meaning of the words . well done it is good that aw us glesga keigh can still communicate no matter how far we are spread.
Thanks for the fun
Reply:Top poem...but beware - this must be the squealing 'English' hour - it might not stay on for long (if they understand it or not)! Just had a question of my own pulled off by morons. The question; STD is what used to be VD. When VD was still VD, what was STD then, and why did the Queen get it first? Not a poem, but wordplay which had an adequate answer. And - sheesh...that was in English!
Reply:That's nae wee.
Reply:Aye, be thankin ye Lass.
Reply:No bad at a hen, ye cannae beat hearin yer ain language, did ye make that up yersel? Clever lassie if ye did, it fair brought a tear te ma ee wi laffin. x
Reply:very funny
Reply:Another amazing contribution of a question! Way to go Suzie!
Reply:Here Here, Brilliant.
Reply:That's amazing, well done.
Reply:I'm not a senior, but I am from Glasgow and this kind of incident happens quite frequently on our buses!
Reply:Suzie - I had to read this 7 - yes, SEVEN times before I could understand it. (I think) - us Londoners don't spend much time in the North! But you did just fine and I hope that I never have to get on a bus like that one!
CJ
Reply:thats great get it published and many more i hope contact authorhouse of milton keynes at 9am -5pm monday-friday.on 08001974150 tell Mr Ross thomson i asked you to phone my name is gail gray he knows me,these publishers are great.get yourself so spare cash if your book sells well i suggest you title your book Poems Around The Wee World.
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Ah seen big Jimmie swillin wine An' stirrin up a fuss
The driver stopped the the bus right sharp an' belted up the stair
"Yie can get the Hell right aff this bus if ye gie us any mair"
:Pal,no offense "big Jimmie said : "if ye knew what I 've been through
Ye widnae say such things tae me or blame a man that's fu'
fur Ah lost ma pile on the dugs taenight , Ah'll huv yes fur tae know
Fur Ah put down all ma overtime pay on a dug that widnae go"
The driver said " Ah dinnae care nor gie a Tinker's curse
Yer swearin an yer bawlin is disturbin a' the bus
Ah've hud aboot enough of you,a lot more than Ah need
If ye dont haud that big tongue o' yours , Ah'll stuff it doon yer heid.”
Big Jimmie looked up and picked his nose and he finished aff his wine
He says " The way ye've spoke tae me has went right oot o' line
Ah've sorted out 15 like you tae get intae a fight
Get doon on yer knees and beg fur help ,yah dirty little shite.”
At this the bus began tae clear as people got off fast
Wi' good auld Glasgow chivalry the wimmen an children last
They gathered round and they shouted out fur they didnae like big Jim
:Come now driver sink the boot ,get stuck right intae him.”
The driver smiled and waded in kicking and swinging blows
Until he got Jim's big square heid a planted on his nose
His knee came up, his fist went doon that wiz the battle o'er
So he jumped a couple o' times on his heid as he lay upon the floor
An' staightaway the polis came up tae capture Jim
In threes an' fours an' dozens , well he laid them oot round him
An' when wi' forty stoatin him he finally sensless sank
Ah counted fourteen polis hats washed away doon a stank
So if ye'er ever sittin on a 37 bus
An see big Willie swillin wine and kickin up a fuss
Don't try tae act the hero an throw big Jimmie aff
Cos the poor old Glasgow polis , They huvnae got the staff.
Would all you Scottish seniors like to hear this wee Glasgow poem ?
I hung on ,and hung on in there and got to the end.
Not bad for a Brummy lass.
My Scottish(Hamilton) father would be proud of me.
Reply:as an ex pat glesga boy I enjoyed reading this. It is good to see the Glesga dialect written doon an ahm sure the rest of the world will be clueless as to the meaning of the words . well done it is good that aw us glesga keigh can still communicate no matter how far we are spread.
Thanks for the fun
Reply:Top poem...but beware - this must be the squealing 'English' hour - it might not stay on for long (if they understand it or not)! Just had a question of my own pulled off by morons. The question; STD is what used to be VD. When VD was still VD, what was STD then, and why did the Queen get it first? Not a poem, but wordplay which had an adequate answer. And - sheesh...that was in English!
Reply:That's nae wee.
Reply:Aye, be thankin ye Lass.
Reply:No bad at a hen, ye cannae beat hearin yer ain language, did ye make that up yersel? Clever lassie if ye did, it fair brought a tear te ma ee wi laffin. x
Reply:very funny
Reply:Another amazing contribution of a question! Way to go Suzie!
Reply:Here Here, Brilliant.
Reply:That's amazing, well done.
Reply:I'm not a senior, but I am from Glasgow and this kind of incident happens quite frequently on our buses!
Reply:Suzie - I had to read this 7 - yes, SEVEN times before I could understand it. (I think) - us Londoners don't spend much time in the North! But you did just fine and I hope that I never have to get on a bus like that one!
CJ
Reply:thats great get it published and many more i hope contact authorhouse of milton keynes at 9am -5pm monday-friday.on 08001974150 tell Mr Ross thomson i asked you to phone my name is gail gray he knows me,these publishers are great.get yourself so spare cash if your book sells well i suggest you title your book Poems Around The Wee World.
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Rock of Love Fans, Ding Dong the Witch is Gone! Aren't you glad Dallas got the boot !?
I know I am. Ever since she said she wanted to slit the throat of any animal in the room , dog cat whatever , I was ready for that psycho to GO!
I'm not a Peta person or a Vegan but that was just WRONG to me. It wasn't about wearing fur or leather either it was about the violence and hatefulness.
Anyway I am GLAD Brett gave her the boot! And then she was so disrespectful and nasty . That's what I was talking about she was just a nasty person.
Aren't you glad she's gone?
Rock of Love Fans, Ding Dong the Witch is Gone! Aren't you glad Dallas got the boot !?
I am so happy! That Dallas ***** is a terrible human being. When she said she would kill any animal by slitting their throat, she should have been kicked off then. Dont they do psychological tests on these people before the show?!!!!
Reply:He gave her the boot 'cause he didn't like her, not because of her actions. But she was all wrong for him anyway.
Dallas does have have a point.... that peta girl is a hypocrite.
All that her fur %26amp; leather she was wearing was not all hers.
Why hasn't she attacked the other girls?
And what about BRETT I didn't here her complaining about his useage of animal skins???
Reply:Damnit I was supposed to watch that tonight! Thanks for ruining it for me, GOSH
by the way I'm totally glad, I hate that *****
Reply:I knew it was only a matter of time before she left anyway, but now he needs to get rid of Lacey, not only because she, too, is a psycho, but because she's an instigator. Lacey sucks.
Reply:Yes I am soooo glad that he gave her the boot however although I did not like her at all I still think that Lacey should have been the other girl to go. Yes Dallas deserved everything that Lacey said to her but Lacey had no right putting her hands on her like that. Shes actually really lucky that the producers did not watch the tape and make them both go...Anyways no skin off my back lol forgive the pun!
Reply:HellYeah! Now rodeo has to go. she is, by far the fugliest ***** on the show and if bret picks her he is the stupidist ************ on the earth. if he picks her i will not go to see poison next week!
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I'm not a Peta person or a Vegan but that was just WRONG to me. It wasn't about wearing fur or leather either it was about the violence and hatefulness.
Anyway I am GLAD Brett gave her the boot! And then she was so disrespectful and nasty . That's what I was talking about she was just a nasty person.
Aren't you glad she's gone?
Rock of Love Fans, Ding Dong the Witch is Gone! Aren't you glad Dallas got the boot !?
I am so happy! That Dallas ***** is a terrible human being. When she said she would kill any animal by slitting their throat, she should have been kicked off then. Dont they do psychological tests on these people before the show?!!!!
Reply:He gave her the boot 'cause he didn't like her, not because of her actions. But she was all wrong for him anyway.
Dallas does have have a point.... that peta girl is a hypocrite.
All that her fur %26amp; leather she was wearing was not all hers.
Why hasn't she attacked the other girls?
And what about BRETT I didn't here her complaining about his useage of animal skins???
Reply:Damnit I was supposed to watch that tonight! Thanks for ruining it for me, GOSH
by the way I'm totally glad, I hate that *****
Reply:I knew it was only a matter of time before she left anyway, but now he needs to get rid of Lacey, not only because she, too, is a psycho, but because she's an instigator. Lacey sucks.
Reply:Yes I am soooo glad that he gave her the boot however although I did not like her at all I still think that Lacey should have been the other girl to go. Yes Dallas deserved everything that Lacey said to her but Lacey had no right putting her hands on her like that. Shes actually really lucky that the producers did not watch the tape and make them both go...Anyways no skin off my back lol forgive the pun!
Reply:HellYeah! Now rodeo has to go. she is, by far the fugliest ***** on the show and if bret picks her he is the stupidist ************ on the earth. if he picks her i will not go to see poison next week!
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Sometimes...do those translations seem slightly off????
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.
In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn **** to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Sometimes...do those translations seem slightly off????
thanks that's great fun, it's like that list of country song titles
ie: "I hate every bone in her body but mine"
"I gave her a ring and all she gave me was the finger"
Reply:Very interesting, I want to ride my own azz:~)
In case of fire, expose yourself in front of window.....
Reply:English isn't all that easy, is it ? LMOA great cuckles to start the day -- Thanks ;0]
Reply:These are great. You should compile a list of these and others and supply them to travel magazines, so others can get a good laugh.
Reply:Wonderful...the usual misuse of our language happens in church bullitins where misplacement of phrases can be quite distrubing...but these are great. Thanks for sharing. Goldwing
Reply:lol, I know what you mean. My spouse is from Costa Rica so her 1st lang. is spanish. Sometimes translating things doesn't go smoothly.
She speaks english fairly well. But sometimes if she translates from spanish to english for someone it comes out like your examples. Often i do the same translating english to spanish. But some words in english don't have a counter part in spanish or other langs. This is where one runs into these sorta translations. Unless ones very flewent in both lang. and totally re word what is said. To get the proper wording to explain and/or get the proper meaning. Which often isn't very easy.
Reply:I'm becoming addicted to your humor. Look forward to it daily. Some of these humourous translation are nearly true.
Reply:I look forward to your postings daily! That hotel manager in Acapulco should see a urologist!
Google Chinglish for signs from china.
Reply:Very good.......Makes you wonder if they realize how it sounds........something to pass on to those who like to travel.......
Reply:It makes you wonder how we 'translate' to others when we're giving answers. Love the last one. It's like those tests we used to take where you were supposed to read the instructions before you start, then find at the end you weren't supposed to take the test at all. Thanks for the laughs.
Reply:Personally, I'm on my way to the Rome Laundry!!!! Is there one close to the airport. I don't want to miss a minute.
I alsways knew those Finnish had liberal sex laws.
Reply:Hilarious
Reply:Thanks so much
I got instructions for the assembly of an armoire written with much the same type language in the instructions
Reply:These are an editor's dream (or nightmare?). Absolutely priceless! Thank you for sharing.
I think some were intended, just as they were written, to get a chuckle.
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In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.
In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn **** to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Sometimes...do those translations seem slightly off????
thanks that's great fun, it's like that list of country song titles
ie: "I hate every bone in her body but mine"
"I gave her a ring and all she gave me was the finger"
Reply:Very interesting, I want to ride my own azz:~)
In case of fire, expose yourself in front of window.....
Reply:English isn't all that easy, is it ? LMOA great cuckles to start the day -- Thanks ;0]
Reply:These are great. You should compile a list of these and others and supply them to travel magazines, so others can get a good laugh.
Reply:Wonderful...the usual misuse of our language happens in church bullitins where misplacement of phrases can be quite distrubing...but these are great. Thanks for sharing. Goldwing
Reply:lol, I know what you mean. My spouse is from Costa Rica so her 1st lang. is spanish. Sometimes translating things doesn't go smoothly.
She speaks english fairly well. But sometimes if she translates from spanish to english for someone it comes out like your examples. Often i do the same translating english to spanish. But some words in english don't have a counter part in spanish or other langs. This is where one runs into these sorta translations. Unless ones very flewent in both lang. and totally re word what is said. To get the proper wording to explain and/or get the proper meaning. Which often isn't very easy.
Reply:I'm becoming addicted to your humor. Look forward to it daily. Some of these humourous translation are nearly true.
Reply:I look forward to your postings daily! That hotel manager in Acapulco should see a urologist!
Google Chinglish for signs from china.
Reply:Very good.......Makes you wonder if they realize how it sounds........something to pass on to those who like to travel.......
Reply:It makes you wonder how we 'translate' to others when we're giving answers. Love the last one. It's like those tests we used to take where you were supposed to read the instructions before you start, then find at the end you weren't supposed to take the test at all. Thanks for the laughs.
Reply:Personally, I'm on my way to the Rome Laundry!!!! Is there one close to the airport. I don't want to miss a minute.
I alsways knew those Finnish had liberal sex laws.
Reply:Hilarious
Reply:Thanks so much
I got instructions for the assembly of an armoire written with much the same type language in the instructions
Reply:These are an editor's dream (or nightmare?). Absolutely priceless! Thank you for sharing.
I think some were intended, just as they were written, to get a chuckle.
Adidas
40 degree weather?
im raking leaves with my 8th grade class and it will be 40 degrees. i plan on wearing tennis shoes because i dont have any boots that look anywhere near good. i have long sleeve T's, hoodies, and a black warm coat that has a fur trimmed hood, but the back looks really weird. would it be okay to just wear like a hoodie and jeans? or would i be absolutely freezing???
any tips are excellent, thanks! and i cant go shopping tonight, too late
40 degree weather?
40F here it is 32F and I still wear my crocs and a fleece jacket,no hood.Maybe I am just used to the cold.I still wear my sandals to the store.
Reply:You should layer a couple shirts under your hoodie and wear a pair of cute gloves.
Reply:yes it would be ok to wear a hoodie and jeans try to put on layers though
flower
any tips are excellent, thanks! and i cant go shopping tonight, too late
40 degree weather?
40F here it is 32F and I still wear my crocs and a fleece jacket,no hood.Maybe I am just used to the cold.I still wear my sandals to the store.
Reply:You should layer a couple shirts under your hoodie and wear a pair of cute gloves.
Reply:yes it would be ok to wear a hoodie and jeans try to put on layers though
flower
How to clean white suede?
I got a pair of white suede botts from ebay.. the person didnt disclose that the toes are completly brown with dirt. they took the price from 24.99 to 21 w free shipping so I woulnt leave neg feedback.
But how the heck am I going to get these boots clean without wrecking the very thin suede on them?
there is even a hunk of dirt on the fur cuff!
I am so angry... Its just good ebay etiquette to be HONEST about the exact condition of these things..
Now I will have to go out get suede cleaner Does walmart even carry the stuff? Is there a home rememdy?
How to clean white suede?
Things You'll Need
Shoe Shining/cleaning Kits
Paper towels
Leather Cleaning Kits
Washcloths
Leather Protection Sprays
White Vinegar
Suede Brushes
Steps
1Step One Click to enlargeRub suede gently with a bath towel to restore some of its nap.
2Step Two Click to enlargeRemove dry stains and marks from suede by gently rubbing a pencil eraser on the affected area. For wet stains lay a papertowel on top of stain to absorb most of the liquid. Do not apply any kind of stain remover or other products, especially if you want to have it professionally cleaned. This can interfere with the cleaning process.
3Step ThreeBrush with a suede brush.
4Step Four Click to enlargeApply a small amount of white vinegar to a lightly dampened cloth as a last resort for cleaning suede shoes.
5Step FiveGently rub the surface of the shoe with the cloth, then allow it to air dry.
6Step SixRemember that stains on leather and suede should be professionally treated. This is always the best option. You never know how the leather was treated during the making of your fabric and what will happen if you try to clean it yourself.
Tips %26amp; Warnings
Pre-treat suede with a leather protection spray before use.
Leather and suede garments should be professionally cleaned at least every two years. Drop off your garment during the season you are not using it. This will guarantee that your garment is ready when you need it.
Note that suede shoes treated with white vinegar may have a mild odor after cleaning.
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But how the heck am I going to get these boots clean without wrecking the very thin suede on them?
there is even a hunk of dirt on the fur cuff!
I am so angry... Its just good ebay etiquette to be HONEST about the exact condition of these things..
Now I will have to go out get suede cleaner Does walmart even carry the stuff? Is there a home rememdy?
How to clean white suede?
Things You'll Need
Shoe Shining/cleaning Kits
Paper towels
Leather Cleaning Kits
Washcloths
Leather Protection Sprays
White Vinegar
Suede Brushes
Steps
1Step One Click to enlargeRub suede gently with a bath towel to restore some of its nap.
2Step Two Click to enlargeRemove dry stains and marks from suede by gently rubbing a pencil eraser on the affected area. For wet stains lay a papertowel on top of stain to absorb most of the liquid. Do not apply any kind of stain remover or other products, especially if you want to have it professionally cleaned. This can interfere with the cleaning process.
3Step ThreeBrush with a suede brush.
4Step Four Click to enlargeApply a small amount of white vinegar to a lightly dampened cloth as a last resort for cleaning suede shoes.
5Step FiveGently rub the surface of the shoe with the cloth, then allow it to air dry.
6Step SixRemember that stains on leather and suede should be professionally treated. This is always the best option. You never know how the leather was treated during the making of your fabric and what will happen if you try to clean it yourself.
Tips %26amp; Warnings
Pre-treat suede with a leather protection spray before use.
Leather and suede garments should be professionally cleaned at least every two years. Drop off your garment during the season you are not using it. This will guarantee that your garment is ready when you need it.
Note that suede shoes treated with white vinegar may have a mild odor after cleaning.
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Lost in Translation????
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.
In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Lost in Translation????
omg lmao those are great! and remember everybody:
No smoothen the lion! and if you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window!! haha :P
Reply:Are you unemployed? I have the day off, but didnt have time to read that whole mess you posted.
Reply:those are funny but you can tell what they are trying to get at.
Reply:Hilarious!
Reply:One thing for sure... I don't wanna be ordering any water at the Acapulco Hotel.
Reply:hahahah that is SO funny
where did you get that from?
Reply:Love it! I have purchased some furniture that needed assembly, the instructions were translated and left me laughing and scratching my head as to what they meant. Thanks sio much!
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In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.
In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Lost in Translation????
omg lmao those are great! and remember everybody:
No smoothen the lion! and if you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window!! haha :P
Reply:Are you unemployed? I have the day off, but didnt have time to read that whole mess you posted.
Reply:those are funny but you can tell what they are trying to get at.
Reply:Hilarious!
Reply:One thing for sure... I don't wanna be ordering any water at the Acapulco Hotel.
Reply:hahahah that is SO funny
where did you get that from?
Reply:Love it! I have purchased some furniture that needed assembly, the instructions were translated and left me laughing and scratching my head as to what they meant. Thanks sio much!
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Should I go to the zoo with Peta pro wearing the following outfit and then go to a tasty steakhouse?
Should I go to the zoo with Peta Pro wearing Leather boots, Leather Pants, A cotton t-shirt, a suede jacket with a fur lining, and a real goose feather boa and then go out to a tasty steakhouse?
Should I go to the zoo with Peta pro wearing the following outfit and then go to a tasty steakhouse?
why not go to the zoo and make some fur and leather there, have some lion burgers, and then bear dogs, only if you have it in honor of peta pro for all the good they do.
Reply:Sure, why not?
Reply:It's too hot to wear that.
Reply:lol.. That would make his Sad.. U know :((
Reply:omg----The Zoo LOL
Reply:If you do, wait until the end of May and do it in Kansas City (home of some of the best steaks in the world), where I'll be on vacation, and I'll go with you. I'll even pay for the steaks.
I hear they have a nice zoo in K.C., as well.
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Should I go to the zoo with Peta pro wearing the following outfit and then go to a tasty steakhouse?
why not go to the zoo and make some fur and leather there, have some lion burgers, and then bear dogs, only if you have it in honor of peta pro for all the good they do.
Reply:Sure, why not?
Reply:It's too hot to wear that.
Reply:lol.. That would make his Sad.. U know :((
Reply:omg----The Zoo LOL
Reply:If you do, wait until the end of May and do it in Kansas City (home of some of the best steaks in the world), where I'll be on vacation, and I'll go with you. I'll even pay for the steaks.
I hear they have a nice zoo in K.C., as well.
acne scar
Can I wear this??
Ok here is what i got...a pair of skinny jeans...dark...my knee high black leather boots on the outside and a bright v-neck kind of scrunchy fitted top. I feel like i need something over it so i put on an alomost off white kind of light light tan all fur short cardigan thingy....can i wear it even if its light and my boots are black??
Can I wear this??
I would wear boot cut and let them go over the boots, It will give your body a not so straight form, and at the same time give you a fun, but sassy look too.
Reply:umm.........no i wouldn't do that. won't look as good.
Reply:idk about the cardigan thingy. it sounds cute except for that. good luck.
Reply:definitely. brown and black is highly acceptable now. i LOVE the combo. the contrast is HOT. boots over the jeans is a no brainer.
work it!
Reply:that might be a little harsh and overpowering. try trading the skinny jeans for a lighter wash boot cut
or
trade the top for a looser fitting one
or
wear some cute flats
but all three together doesnt work
Reply:Nooooo.....you need a black cute shrug to pull off this outfit. Or if the problem is having your arms covered, then I suggest you buy or put on a long sleeved shirt that hangs down w/ a cute belt around it or a long sweater w/ the a belt.
Reply:get a jacket that matches your boots if you don't have one then forget about it, your outfit will look great even with out a cardigan
Reply:that sounds really cute u could even wear a vest
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...
hot model
Can I wear this??
I would wear boot cut and let them go over the boots, It will give your body a not so straight form, and at the same time give you a fun, but sassy look too.
Reply:umm.........no i wouldn't do that. won't look as good.
Reply:idk about the cardigan thingy. it sounds cute except for that. good luck.
Reply:definitely. brown and black is highly acceptable now. i LOVE the combo. the contrast is HOT. boots over the jeans is a no brainer.
work it!
Reply:that might be a little harsh and overpowering. try trading the skinny jeans for a lighter wash boot cut
or
trade the top for a looser fitting one
or
wear some cute flats
but all three together doesnt work
Reply:Nooooo.....you need a black cute shrug to pull off this outfit. Or if the problem is having your arms covered, then I suggest you buy or put on a long sleeved shirt that hangs down w/ a cute belt around it or a long sweater w/ the a belt.
Reply:get a jacket that matches your boots if you don't have one then forget about it, your outfit will look great even with out a cardigan
Reply:that sounds really cute u could even wear a vest
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...
hot model
Friday, March 12, 2010
The truth about uggs?
I am sick and tired of people bashing uggs becase they supposedly kill 8 sheep for a pair. Did you know that people EAT sheep? And the fur left over is used for uggs.
The primary purpose for killing sheep is the meat.
Don't beleive me?
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Are-Ugg-Bo...
Is anyone else sick of people saying this?
Know your facts!
The truth about uggs?
Eight sheep per pair,psh, please.
It is like eight sheep
per hundred pair!
UGGs are amazing
and the people saying
this kind of stuff
are probably just jealous
because they can't afford them.
Don't they have anything better to do?
You are my hero girl that posted this question.
It brings up a lot of conversation and arguing.
good luck :D
Reply:I think some are ugly, some are cute...I only bash them because they are ugly...I agree people eat sheep, we are only using let overs..Plus animals get killed anyways...
Reply:UGGS ARE FOR FUGGS!
Reply:i hate the look of them they are uggly
answer my question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:rock on lol!
Reply:i dont bash um b/c they kill sheep for them i bash um b/c they are the most ugliest shoes i have ever seen. dont you know what ugg stands for? UGG-LY!
Reply:Hey sheep don't have fur....they have wool ,know your facts!
Reply:i love uggs. thanks fir standing up against the haters=]
Reply:You go girl
Reply:i dont eat sheep. costco boots are better quality
Reply:I hate uggs and meat.
Reply:My cousin says the same thing about leather.
Reply:who cares about the sheep, uggs are UGly you aren't an eskimo! stop wearing them! especialy you girls who wear them with skirts and shorts! WTF?? its 70 degrees outside! are you kidding me?? your feet aren't cold!
Reply:I'm sick of people saying this, and I absolutely HATE Uggs. I think they're UGGly.
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The primary purpose for killing sheep is the meat.
Don't beleive me?
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Are-Ugg-Bo...
Is anyone else sick of people saying this?
Know your facts!
The truth about uggs?
Eight sheep per pair,psh, please.
It is like eight sheep
per hundred pair!
UGGs are amazing
and the people saying
this kind of stuff
are probably just jealous
because they can't afford them.
Don't they have anything better to do?
You are my hero girl that posted this question.
It brings up a lot of conversation and arguing.
good luck :D
Reply:I think some are ugly, some are cute...I only bash them because they are ugly...I agree people eat sheep, we are only using let overs..Plus animals get killed anyways...
Reply:UGGS ARE FOR FUGGS!
Reply:i hate the look of them they are uggly
answer my question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:rock on lol!
Reply:i dont bash um b/c they kill sheep for them i bash um b/c they are the most ugliest shoes i have ever seen. dont you know what ugg stands for? UGG-LY!
Reply:Hey sheep don't have fur....they have wool ,know your facts!
Reply:i love uggs. thanks fir standing up against the haters=]
Reply:You go girl
Reply:i dont eat sheep. costco boots are better quality
Reply:I hate uggs and meat.
Reply:My cousin says the same thing about leather.
Reply:who cares about the sheep, uggs are UGly you aren't an eskimo! stop wearing them! especialy you girls who wear them with skirts and shorts! WTF?? its 70 degrees outside! are you kidding me?? your feet aren't cold!
Reply:I'm sick of people saying this, and I absolutely HATE Uggs. I think they're UGGly.
nanny agency
What to were for EXTREMELY cold and windy weather?
What is THE WARMEST clothing for EXTREMELY
cold and windy weather?
Fur (what sort)? Leather? Synthetics (what sort)?
IMPORTANT:
I ride a motorcycle
even when it's well under 30°C.
At 60 mhp the wind chill can make it as if it were
as low as -10°C with the wind cutting you to the core.
And when your just siting on the bike you don't generate
much body heat (little movement).
I think I may need
mittens (made of ?), boots (made of ?),
underwear/base layer (made of ?), insulating layer/s
(made of ?), and a outer or shell layer/coat (made of ?)
made for a place like ANTARCTICA in bad weather
(-89.4°C/-129°F with hi winds).
I nearly don't care what it looks like.
I just don't want to be cold.
What to were for EXTREMELY cold and windy weather?
Take it from an old/cold weather rider, it is NOT worth it. Sooner or later you realize that, what in the WORLD are you freezin your butt off for? Too look cool or stand out. Well yeah you stand out alright, everyone wonder what THIS morons problem is......
BUT, hey, been there done that, so here it goes: Underwear, normal plus silk long johns. Lots of guys swear by pantyhose, but I would get frostbite before that happens, so one year my ma bought me silk longjohns made by "Wintersilks", I think they're out of business now, but you can find similar. There is higher tech stuff now for winter runners and bicyclists, but something that fits rather snug and is thin. I usually just went for jeans over that, if you are especially cold-blooded you can get normal cotton long johns over the thin layer, then jeans. I used normal high top work boots. If you're really into it you can get insulated boots, just normal lace up boots. I like a pair of these really thick cotton socks, I can't stand wool, but some say wool is warmer and I'd agree as long as you don't stay inside too long before you ride, more on that in a bit. You can wear 2 layers on the feet, "normal" socks then a thicker pair of cotton socks. Upper layers, same thing, silk top for your closest layer, then tee shirt, then layer on what you want too, I didn't get too carried away, because: TA DA! The outer most layer I used a snowmobile suit. Well, it actually is from BMW and made for cycle riding, but essentially it's a 1 piece cold weather riding suit. This is the outemost layer. Has leather in all the places you're most likely to get scuffed up if you go down. Gloves: anything with a nice long gauntlet, Goretex lining. Scarf. I didn't have a helmet liner and did OK without it, but there are different liners and so forth you can find to keep your face warmer, like this:http://sepharus-store.stores.yahoo.net/m... Dual layer visor to keep it from fogging, I never had this but understand that it's da "chit". It's about all I can think of. If you have the elecrical system for it, you can also find heated apparel, this you would put on over your tee shirt, fairly close to the skin, but not ON it. I have a heated vest I used to wear, nice. Beemer has heated grips too, look into those. You can also get these dirt-bike style "brush guards", they work nice for keeping the balmy breezes off your hands, like these sorta:http://www.motorhelmets.com/htm1/bodypar...
Reply:Thermal underwear,see the skiing dept. ,Thermal socks, very important because even if you are all bundled up ,cold feet will bring your temp down.Insulated gloves. There are head and face covers similar to ski masks ,but they are sheer and can be worn under a helmet.And layers tend to work well as the more dead air space you have(between layers) the more body heat is trapped.Black leather on the outer layer will capture any heat the sun may give off and be sure zippers are covered by a flap as exposed zippers cause a draft.One last trick check out hunting suppliers or catalogs, they have pocket warming devices that when strategically placed can really be helpful.
Reply:Look at snowboarding/skiing gear for warmth (especially ski masks -- they work wonders!). Always wear your leathers. A few years back a GSXR 750 was my only mode of transportation so I know what you're going through. I was on that bike with below freezing temps, rain, everything... Ride safe!
Reply:Electric clothing is the hot setup. :-)
I have a Gerbing jacket liner. The biggest problem with buying it was kicking myself for not having done it sooner.Makes riding in 5C weather a pleasure, in -20C tolerable. There are other vendors, of course. I don't like heated vests, keeping your arms/neck warm is very important.
http://www.gerbing.com/home/motorcycle.h...
Reply:I use synthetic layering such as polypropylene found in UnderArmour Cold Gear. Get the layering from a ski shop or outdoor outfitter. Its thin and layers well under your leathers. The other option is the install electric clothing. It plugs into your bike and has thin wire elements in a vest, pants, gloves and the material produces heat.
Reply:you know what the guys on snowmobiles wear thats a good
place to check out. how about the hunters section they
stay warm. remember you have to be able to move.
where do you live alaska.i know in new york state we can not
ride right now because of snow and ice.you will find a way
to keep warm.don't tell me you live in the southern states
or i will laugh.
Reply:leather from your local bike shop,check out what most harley rider's are wearing,,live to ride ride to live...peace out,,RAPERS CHATT. TN.
acne scar
cold and windy weather?
Fur (what sort)? Leather? Synthetics (what sort)?
IMPORTANT:
I ride a motorcycle
even when it's well under 30°C.
At 60 mhp the wind chill can make it as if it were
as low as -10°C with the wind cutting you to the core.
And when your just siting on the bike you don't generate
much body heat (little movement).
I think I may need
mittens (made of ?), boots (made of ?),
underwear/base layer (made of ?), insulating layer/s
(made of ?), and a outer or shell layer/coat (made of ?)
made for a place like ANTARCTICA in bad weather
(-89.4°C/-129°F with hi winds).
I nearly don't care what it looks like.
I just don't want to be cold.
What to were for EXTREMELY cold and windy weather?
Take it from an old/cold weather rider, it is NOT worth it. Sooner or later you realize that, what in the WORLD are you freezin your butt off for? Too look cool or stand out. Well yeah you stand out alright, everyone wonder what THIS morons problem is......
BUT, hey, been there done that, so here it goes: Underwear, normal plus silk long johns. Lots of guys swear by pantyhose, but I would get frostbite before that happens, so one year my ma bought me silk longjohns made by "Wintersilks", I think they're out of business now, but you can find similar. There is higher tech stuff now for winter runners and bicyclists, but something that fits rather snug and is thin. I usually just went for jeans over that, if you are especially cold-blooded you can get normal cotton long johns over the thin layer, then jeans. I used normal high top work boots. If you're really into it you can get insulated boots, just normal lace up boots. I like a pair of these really thick cotton socks, I can't stand wool, but some say wool is warmer and I'd agree as long as you don't stay inside too long before you ride, more on that in a bit. You can wear 2 layers on the feet, "normal" socks then a thicker pair of cotton socks. Upper layers, same thing, silk top for your closest layer, then tee shirt, then layer on what you want too, I didn't get too carried away, because: TA DA! The outer most layer I used a snowmobile suit. Well, it actually is from BMW and made for cycle riding, but essentially it's a 1 piece cold weather riding suit. This is the outemost layer. Has leather in all the places you're most likely to get scuffed up if you go down. Gloves: anything with a nice long gauntlet, Goretex lining. Scarf. I didn't have a helmet liner and did OK without it, but there are different liners and so forth you can find to keep your face warmer, like this:http://sepharus-store.stores.yahoo.net/m... Dual layer visor to keep it from fogging, I never had this but understand that it's da "chit". It's about all I can think of. If you have the elecrical system for it, you can also find heated apparel, this you would put on over your tee shirt, fairly close to the skin, but not ON it. I have a heated vest I used to wear, nice. Beemer has heated grips too, look into those. You can also get these dirt-bike style "brush guards", they work nice for keeping the balmy breezes off your hands, like these sorta:http://www.motorhelmets.com/htm1/bodypar...
Reply:Thermal underwear,see the skiing dept. ,Thermal socks, very important because even if you are all bundled up ,cold feet will bring your temp down.Insulated gloves. There are head and face covers similar to ski masks ,but they are sheer and can be worn under a helmet.And layers tend to work well as the more dead air space you have(between layers) the more body heat is trapped.Black leather on the outer layer will capture any heat the sun may give off and be sure zippers are covered by a flap as exposed zippers cause a draft.One last trick check out hunting suppliers or catalogs, they have pocket warming devices that when strategically placed can really be helpful.
Reply:Look at snowboarding/skiing gear for warmth (especially ski masks -- they work wonders!). Always wear your leathers. A few years back a GSXR 750 was my only mode of transportation so I know what you're going through. I was on that bike with below freezing temps, rain, everything... Ride safe!
Reply:Electric clothing is the hot setup. :-)
I have a Gerbing jacket liner. The biggest problem with buying it was kicking myself for not having done it sooner.Makes riding in 5C weather a pleasure, in -20C tolerable. There are other vendors, of course. I don't like heated vests, keeping your arms/neck warm is very important.
http://www.gerbing.com/home/motorcycle.h...
Reply:I use synthetic layering such as polypropylene found in UnderArmour Cold Gear. Get the layering from a ski shop or outdoor outfitter. Its thin and layers well under your leathers. The other option is the install electric clothing. It plugs into your bike and has thin wire elements in a vest, pants, gloves and the material produces heat.
Reply:you know what the guys on snowmobiles wear thats a good
place to check out. how about the hunters section they
stay warm. remember you have to be able to move.
where do you live alaska.i know in new york state we can not
ride right now because of snow and ice.you will find a way
to keep warm.don't tell me you live in the southern states
or i will laugh.
Reply:leather from your local bike shop,check out what most harley rider's are wearing,,live to ride ride to live...peace out,,RAPERS CHATT. TN.
acne scar
Best mommy jokes or mommy saying?
How it felt to give birth
After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her bedside throughout the labor delivery and wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, he took his wife's hand afterward and said emotionally. "Tell, me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth."
"OK, honey," his wife replied. "Smile as hard as you can."
Beaming down at his wife and smile, the man followed her instsuctions. "That's not hard."
She continued, "Now stick a finger in each corner of you mouth." He obeyed, smiling broadly. "Now stretch your lips as far as they'll go," she went on.
"Still not to tough." he remarked.
"Right." she snapped. "Now pull them over your head."
1. When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.
2. When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will run upstairs to supervise before he relieves himself in the sink and then creeps into the bathtub to return to sleep.
3. I will pack the kids' lunch boxes the night before so I don't throw in a slab of frozen lasagna as they're running for the bus. "It'll defrost by lunch. If not, you can suck it like an ice pop."
4. I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.
5. I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don't feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I'll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog's fur.
6. I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.
7. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.
8. When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.
9. When I'm tired of hearing "mommieeeeee!" a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to "Please pass the spinach" or "TV is boring, I'd rather read."
10. I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn't revolve around labor pains or children's toilet habits. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather.
11. I will be more flexible about children's nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables.
12. When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny.
13. I will count how often I repeat the phrase "You'd better listen because I will not repeat myself", until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times.
14. When my kids are older (at least 50), I will explain why they never have any chocolate candy left after Mommy and Daddy "check" their Halloween bags.
15. I will be a good, fair and loving parent to my children. I will provide them with enriching experiences and opportunities. I will give them a solid foundation on which to build a useful life. After all, they may eventually be responsible for choosing a nursing home for me to live out my final days
Best mommy jokes or mommy saying?
A little "birdy" told me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you deaf or something?
Are you lying to me?
As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
Close the door! You don't live in a barn.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Don't make me get up!
Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
Eat your vegetables, they're good for you.
Enough is enough!
Go play outside! It's a beautiful day!
How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it?
I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
I don't care what "everyone" is doing. I care what YOU are doing!
I hope someday you have children just like you.
If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (eyebrows, tongue, etc.) He would have put them there!
If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.
If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
I'm doing this for your own good.
I'm not going to ask you again.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't trust everyone else.
Life isn't fair.
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
No child of MINE would do something like that.
Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
Shut the door! I'm not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood!
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Turn that racket (music) down
What did I say the FIRST time?
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
What part of NO don't you understand?
When I was a little girl...
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, to go to school.
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
Who died and left you boss?
You can't start the day on an empty stomach.
You don't always get what you want. It's a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.
You have an answer for everything, don't you?
You kids are trying to drive me crazy!
You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
You'll understand when you're older.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Answer me when I ask you a question!
Be good.
Don't ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.
Don't make me come in there!
Go ask your father.
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't care who started it, I said stop!
I don't know is NOT an answer.
I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
If I want your opinion I'll ask for it!
If I've told you once ... I've told you a thousand times.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
If you don't clean your plate, you won't get any dessert.
I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
I'm going to give you until the count of three...
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
I've had it up to here with you.
Leave your sister (brother) alone!
Never try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind.
Now, say you're sorry...and MEAN it!
Someday your face will freeze like that
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Think of those poor starving children in India... (or China, or Africa.)
Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON'T slam it!
When I was your age...
When you have kids of your own you'll understand.
Why? Because I SAID so, that's why!
You are getting on my last nerve.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.
You just ate an hour ago!
You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it!
You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!
You will ALWAYS be my baby.
You're going to put your eye out with that thing!
Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
You're the oldest. You should know better.
All the things our mothers said, I use some to....
Reply:My favorite parenting line is,
"I'm not raising me!"
Whenever my children try that ,"but you did" stuff or anything even close to that, that is my regular comment.
They hate it, but it stops the conversation in their tracks.
Reply:i tell my hubby all the time, and i plan on telling my son when he's old enough, that "you better pray that God puts his arm around your shoulder and his hand over your mouth!"
Reply:the one i always heard the most is "i brougt you into this world, and i can take you out"... but that was only when i was REALLY bad
Reply:Parent speaking to parent!!
Nice one
Reply:my dad always said-- if it aint burnin, mom aint cookin
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After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her bedside throughout the labor delivery and wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, he took his wife's hand afterward and said emotionally. "Tell, me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth."
"OK, honey," his wife replied. "Smile as hard as you can."
Beaming down at his wife and smile, the man followed her instsuctions. "That's not hard."
She continued, "Now stick a finger in each corner of you mouth." He obeyed, smiling broadly. "Now stretch your lips as far as they'll go," she went on.
"Still not to tough." he remarked.
"Right." she snapped. "Now pull them over your head."
1. When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.
2. When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will run upstairs to supervise before he relieves himself in the sink and then creeps into the bathtub to return to sleep.
3. I will pack the kids' lunch boxes the night before so I don't throw in a slab of frozen lasagna as they're running for the bus. "It'll defrost by lunch. If not, you can suck it like an ice pop."
4. I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.
5. I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don't feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I'll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog's fur.
6. I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.
7. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.
8. When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.
9. When I'm tired of hearing "mommieeeeee!" a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to "Please pass the spinach" or "TV is boring, I'd rather read."
10. I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn't revolve around labor pains or children's toilet habits. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather.
11. I will be more flexible about children's nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables.
12. When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny.
13. I will count how often I repeat the phrase "You'd better listen because I will not repeat myself", until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times.
14. When my kids are older (at least 50), I will explain why they never have any chocolate candy left after Mommy and Daddy "check" their Halloween bags.
15. I will be a good, fair and loving parent to my children. I will provide them with enriching experiences and opportunities. I will give them a solid foundation on which to build a useful life. After all, they may eventually be responsible for choosing a nursing home for me to live out my final days
Best mommy jokes or mommy saying?
A little "birdy" told me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you deaf or something?
Are you lying to me?
As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
Close the door! You don't live in a barn.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Don't make me get up!
Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
Eat your vegetables, they're good for you.
Enough is enough!
Go play outside! It's a beautiful day!
How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it?
I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
I don't care what "everyone" is doing. I care what YOU are doing!
I hope someday you have children just like you.
If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (eyebrows, tongue, etc.) He would have put them there!
If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.
If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
I'm doing this for your own good.
I'm not going to ask you again.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't trust everyone else.
Life isn't fair.
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
No child of MINE would do something like that.
Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
Shut the door! I'm not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood!
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Turn that racket (music) down
What did I say the FIRST time?
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
What part of NO don't you understand?
When I was a little girl...
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, to go to school.
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
Who died and left you boss?
You can't start the day on an empty stomach.
You don't always get what you want. It's a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.
You have an answer for everything, don't you?
You kids are trying to drive me crazy!
You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
You'll understand when you're older.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Answer me when I ask you a question!
Be good.
Don't ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.
Don't make me come in there!
Go ask your father.
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't care who started it, I said stop!
I don't know is NOT an answer.
I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
If I want your opinion I'll ask for it!
If I've told you once ... I've told you a thousand times.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
If you don't clean your plate, you won't get any dessert.
I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
I'm going to give you until the count of three...
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
I've had it up to here with you.
Leave your sister (brother) alone!
Never try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind.
Now, say you're sorry...and MEAN it!
Someday your face will freeze like that
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Think of those poor starving children in India... (or China, or Africa.)
Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON'T slam it!
When I was your age...
When you have kids of your own you'll understand.
Why? Because I SAID so, that's why!
You are getting on my last nerve.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.
You just ate an hour ago!
You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it!
You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!
You will ALWAYS be my baby.
You're going to put your eye out with that thing!
Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
You're the oldest. You should know better.
All the things our mothers said, I use some to....
Reply:My favorite parenting line is,
"I'm not raising me!"
Whenever my children try that ,"but you did" stuff or anything even close to that, that is my regular comment.
They hate it, but it stops the conversation in their tracks.
Reply:i tell my hubby all the time, and i plan on telling my son when he's old enough, that "you better pray that God puts his arm around your shoulder and his hand over your mouth!"
Reply:the one i always heard the most is "i brougt you into this world, and i can take you out"... but that was only when i was REALLY bad
Reply:Parent speaking to parent!!
Nice one
Reply:my dad always said-- if it aint burnin, mom aint cookin
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Are you against or for uggs?
i know uggs are made of sheepskin. they kill sheep just for their skin. (they kill lambs for meat which i don't eat) i personally believe this is wrong, no matter how comfy and insulated these boots %26amp; other accessories are, it's not worth killing an animal. come on, do you really want to know you're wearing dead animal skin? killing animals for their fur is a disgusting process, and very violent. we don't need to skin animals anymore, like the indians did with buffalo along time ago, because we have other material now.
Are you against or for uggs?
i had ever actually thought of it that way until now (i have 3 pairs of uggs), but i now i kind of agree with you, its pretty cruel
Reply:for , YES they kill the sheep but they use the meat and the skin , thats better then using it just for meat or just for its skin.
If i can eat sheep i can wear them to.
Same with leather
i however am against wearing fur as they saluter the poor animals just for there fur and then dump them , they strip them alive.
with leather and sheep skin they don't just kill the animals for there skin but 1st for food.
Reply:I'm against, it's pretty sick too, because alot people threw away their uggs because they're considered ugly now, so all those sheep were slaugthered for a simple fad. I also think J.lo is evil for a clothing line aswell, I saw a fashion show of hers and 99% of her garments were made out of leather or fur, and I thought is that really necessary?
Reply:I all in for Uggs cuz i ♥ them soo much just wish it wasnt animals but everything has die somehow
Reply:They are incredibly ugly so I wouldn't buy them anyway. I live with a vegetarian so I get to hear this stuff all the time. I don't know if I'll ever go completely vegetarian, but I am definantly all for cutting back on the use of animals for food and clothing.
Reply:they don't kill the sheep they shave them. they wouldn't kill them because then they can only be used once for there fur. if they keep them alive they can use the same sheep multiple
amounts of time to get fur. so they wouldn't kill them.
ps: i have uggs
Reply:againest.
Reply:I'm not real crazy about the shoes themselves but if your slaughtering an animal for meat, please please use everything. don't just take the choice bits and throw the rest out. That is waste and MORE against nature than the slaughter.
Reply:Wow I had no idea they kill animals just for the fur!?
that's ridiculous!
UGHH when will they stop!
Reply:Against. They raise the sheep just to kill for the boots. They don't eat the meat, which makes it even worse. And they're ugly.
Reply:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVpV0qsE... i find it sick
Reply:neither
Reply:i am not against uggs
Reply:I think uggs are cute
and its kind of okay becuase if they are going to kill them for the meat anyways then y not use the skin off of the same animall and get full use out of it?
Reply:uhh ,, kind of in the middel , i dont peronally have any but some people wear them reallty cutely. I kind of agree they shouldn't kill them , but if they are gonna kill them for the meat , why not use the skin too?
Reply:They use the meat as well. Someone is going to slaughter them for something. Wouldn't you rather see the whole animal used instead of just killed and parts wasted?
Reply:Ughh, totally against them.
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Are you against or for uggs?
i had ever actually thought of it that way until now (i have 3 pairs of uggs), but i now i kind of agree with you, its pretty cruel
Reply:for , YES they kill the sheep but they use the meat and the skin , thats better then using it just for meat or just for its skin.
If i can eat sheep i can wear them to.
Same with leather
i however am against wearing fur as they saluter the poor animals just for there fur and then dump them , they strip them alive.
with leather and sheep skin they don't just kill the animals for there skin but 1st for food.
Reply:I'm against, it's pretty sick too, because alot people threw away their uggs because they're considered ugly now, so all those sheep were slaugthered for a simple fad. I also think J.lo is evil for a clothing line aswell, I saw a fashion show of hers and 99% of her garments were made out of leather or fur, and I thought is that really necessary?
Reply:I all in for Uggs cuz i ♥ them soo much just wish it wasnt animals but everything has die somehow
Reply:They are incredibly ugly so I wouldn't buy them anyway. I live with a vegetarian so I get to hear this stuff all the time. I don't know if I'll ever go completely vegetarian, but I am definantly all for cutting back on the use of animals for food and clothing.
Reply:they don't kill the sheep they shave them. they wouldn't kill them because then they can only be used once for there fur. if they keep them alive they can use the same sheep multiple
amounts of time to get fur. so they wouldn't kill them.
ps: i have uggs
Reply:againest.
Reply:I'm not real crazy about the shoes themselves but if your slaughtering an animal for meat, please please use everything. don't just take the choice bits and throw the rest out. That is waste and MORE against nature than the slaughter.
Reply:Wow I had no idea they kill animals just for the fur!?
that's ridiculous!
UGHH when will they stop!
Reply:Against. They raise the sheep just to kill for the boots. They don't eat the meat, which makes it even worse. And they're ugly.
Reply:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVpV0qsE... i find it sick
Reply:neither
Reply:i am not against uggs
Reply:I think uggs are cute
and its kind of okay becuase if they are going to kill them for the meat anyways then y not use the skin off of the same animall and get full use out of it?
Reply:uhh ,, kind of in the middel , i dont peronally have any but some people wear them reallty cutely. I kind of agree they shouldn't kill them , but if they are gonna kill them for the meat , why not use the skin too?
Reply:They use the meat as well. Someone is going to slaughter them for something. Wouldn't you rather see the whole animal used instead of just killed and parts wasted?
Reply:Ughh, totally against them.
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Muslims is it haram or not allowed...?
okay so i might buy uggs boots, but i found out yesterday that they are made from sheepskin. so i wanted to know if it is haram to wear something made out from an animal (ex. real fur, sheep wool, and sheep skin)? is it not allowed or haram? thanks in advance!
Muslims is it haram or not allowed...?
no its not haram!
i cant mention any source but from the common knowledge and the practices that are followed here in pakistan (an islamic republic) i can say that its not haram.
people (and even religious organizations) come and collect skin of goats, sheep and cow during eid-ul-adha for sale in the market (to make clothing and shoes).. and if it was prohibited u wont be seeing this i s'pose!
Reply:its allowed
no where in the quran does it say that wearing animal skin is haraam
i love uggs : )
Reply:Nothing is prohibiting you from wearing sheep skin shoes or made of wool.............................
Reply:No..you can put them on.
Reply:To slaughter an animal for it's meat, for human consumption, must be done in a certain way, will only make it Halal ,
if it is slaughter willy Nelly, then the consumption of it's meat is Haram,
But it dose not imply to any thing else
Reply:I dont think it's haram, you can wear it.
And hey, whats the difference between haram %26amp; not allowed... lol
Cheers!
Reply:no its not haram or phorbited. because Allah made us to sacrifice the Sheep/lam. and so i quess we can use there skin also
Reply:Praise be to Allaah.
The skins of animals that become halaal through proper slaughter are pure (taahir), because they become good through the process of proper slaughter, such as the skins of camels, cattle, sheep, gazelles, rabbits and so on, whether they are tanned or not tanned. As for the skins of animals whose meat we cannot eat, such as dogs, wolves, lions, elephants and the like, it is impure (naajis), whether it is slaughtered or it dies or is killed, because even if it is slaughtered it does not become halaal and cannot be good, so it is naajis, whether it is tanned or not tanned. This is according to the most correct opinion, because the most correct opinion is that impure skins cannot be made pure through tanning if they come from animals which we are not permitted to slaughter for food.
As for the skins of animals which have died before they could be slaughtered properly, if these are tanned then they become pure, but before they are tanned they are impure. So now animal skins may be divided into three types:
The first type: those which are pure whether they are tanned or not, which are the skins of animals that may be eaten if they are slaughtered correctly.
The second type: skins which cannot be pure either before or after tanning, because they are impure. These are the skins of animals whose meat we cannot eat, like pigs.
The third type: skins which become pure after tanning, but are not pure before before tanning. These are the skins of animals whose meat may be eaten if they are slaughtered properly but not if they die otherwise.
Reply:no its ok because Allah made animals like the sheep for us to use. either for food or clothing.
Reply:i am not sure i have uggs boots but never thought of it tht way sryy =-D
Reply:its fine...i just bought 2 pairs the other day
Reply:I think its ok to whare it.
Reply:you really wanna wear ugg boots
each to their own i say
Reply:You can wear them as they are lawful animals.\
Although you cannot wear Pig skin's shoes.The most preponderant view of the Muslim scholars is that the pig's leather does not become pure even after being tanned as tanning only removes the impurities that are not from the origin of the thing. In the case of pork it is impure alive or dead. So tanning can not purify any part of it as it can never be made pure. Consequently, it is forbidden to wear made shoes made from pork leather because they are impure and it is forbidden to wear impure things, as it is also forbidden to sell them.
Therefore to my understanding you can wear whatever is being made out from an animal (ex. real fur, sheep wool, and sheep skin)
Rest Allah knows the best~!
Reply:Assalam O Alaikum
Dear its Not Haram because Sheep is Halal Animal for Muslims, you cannot use those things made From Haram Animals.
Reply:don't woory it's fine if you wear something like that it isn't haraam... bye!!!
Reply:it's okay for you to do that, the same question was asked the other day on tv and i remember the imaam saying it's fine!
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Muslims is it haram or not allowed...?
no its not haram!
i cant mention any source but from the common knowledge and the practices that are followed here in pakistan (an islamic republic) i can say that its not haram.
people (and even religious organizations) come and collect skin of goats, sheep and cow during eid-ul-adha for sale in the market (to make clothing and shoes).. and if it was prohibited u wont be seeing this i s'pose!
Reply:its allowed
no where in the quran does it say that wearing animal skin is haraam
i love uggs : )
Reply:Nothing is prohibiting you from wearing sheep skin shoes or made of wool.............................
Reply:No..you can put them on.
Reply:To slaughter an animal for it's meat, for human consumption, must be done in a certain way, will only make it Halal ,
if it is slaughter willy Nelly, then the consumption of it's meat is Haram,
But it dose not imply to any thing else
Reply:I dont think it's haram, you can wear it.
And hey, whats the difference between haram %26amp; not allowed... lol
Cheers!
Reply:no its not haram or phorbited. because Allah made us to sacrifice the Sheep/lam. and so i quess we can use there skin also
Reply:Praise be to Allaah.
The skins of animals that become halaal through proper slaughter are pure (taahir), because they become good through the process of proper slaughter, such as the skins of camels, cattle, sheep, gazelles, rabbits and so on, whether they are tanned or not tanned. As for the skins of animals whose meat we cannot eat, such as dogs, wolves, lions, elephants and the like, it is impure (naajis), whether it is slaughtered or it dies or is killed, because even if it is slaughtered it does not become halaal and cannot be good, so it is naajis, whether it is tanned or not tanned. This is according to the most correct opinion, because the most correct opinion is that impure skins cannot be made pure through tanning if they come from animals which we are not permitted to slaughter for food.
As for the skins of animals which have died before they could be slaughtered properly, if these are tanned then they become pure, but before they are tanned they are impure. So now animal skins may be divided into three types:
The first type: those which are pure whether they are tanned or not, which are the skins of animals that may be eaten if they are slaughtered correctly.
The second type: skins which cannot be pure either before or after tanning, because they are impure. These are the skins of animals whose meat we cannot eat, like pigs.
The third type: skins which become pure after tanning, but are not pure before before tanning. These are the skins of animals whose meat may be eaten if they are slaughtered properly but not if they die otherwise.
Reply:no its ok because Allah made animals like the sheep for us to use. either for food or clothing.
Reply:i am not sure i have uggs boots but never thought of it tht way sryy =-D
Reply:its fine...i just bought 2 pairs the other day
Reply:I think its ok to whare it.
Reply:you really wanna wear ugg boots
each to their own i say
Reply:You can wear them as they are lawful animals.\
Although you cannot wear Pig skin's shoes.The most preponderant view of the Muslim scholars is that the pig's leather does not become pure even after being tanned as tanning only removes the impurities that are not from the origin of the thing. In the case of pork it is impure alive or dead. So tanning can not purify any part of it as it can never be made pure. Consequently, it is forbidden to wear made shoes made from pork leather because they are impure and it is forbidden to wear impure things, as it is also forbidden to sell them.
Therefore to my understanding you can wear whatever is being made out from an animal (ex. real fur, sheep wool, and sheep skin)
Rest Allah knows the best~!
Reply:Assalam O Alaikum
Dear its Not Haram because Sheep is Halal Animal for Muslims, you cannot use those things made From Haram Animals.
Reply:don't woory it's fine if you wear something like that it isn't haraam... bye!!!
Reply:it's okay for you to do that, the same question was asked the other day on tv and i remember the imaam saying it's fine!
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I think my cat is missing what do I do?
I think my cat has run away! My mom put him outside because he had to use the bathroom and it is now raining! I live in Lahaina, Maui and if you look it up on the internet you will see that there is a big Kona storm going on. He isn't anywhere! I found him as a stray cat so the vet doesn't know about him. He has no collar so they don't know if he is a stray or belongs to someone. He is grey with black stripes (like a tiger), green eyes, he has white on his paws and white boots on his hind legs, he also has white on his belly and chin. He is a very loving cat (ps he is almost kitten size but big) he will stick his face into your arm. I just put flea poisen on him so the fur on the back of his neck might be messed up. If anyone has advice for me let me know ASAP! Also if someone lives on Maui near Lahaina and see's him please take care of him and E-mail me at WindBlowsBubbles on yahoo mail, his name is Tibby %26amp; 1 last thing he has not been nutured yet.
I think my cat is missing what do I do?
Your cat is most likely alright. Cats hate rain so he is probably hiding somewhere sheltered to protect himself. How long has he been missing for? If it's less than 3 days I wouldn't worry, cats are born adventurers, plus you found him as a stray so this applies even more.
A similair thing happened to one of my cats. She was missing for two days and naturally I was freaking out, turns out she was under my neighbours house most likely because it was stormy.
Your cat is probably doing the same, he might even be under your house. Just remain calm, he'll come home soon.
When he does, get him microchipped so if someone finds him he gets sent back to you! Also give him a collar and a name tag with your phone number on it.
Good luck.
Reply:Dont jump to conclusions yet...kitty may be hiding out from the rain! If he doesn't return within 3 days you should put up some "LOST" flyer's with a photo of him...age...color...and phone number. Also keep some kitty food outside so he will eat if he returns and you dont find him right away..
Hope you get kitty back soon!
Reply:Call and report it to the local humane society. That way if he is found they will have a report and know who he belongs to. Try to give as much of a description as you can. Also bring a picture in if you have one.
You can also call the police. Some people will call the police when they find an animal instead of the humane soc.
You can also go the the area where your Mom put him down and try calling for him. Also bring a can of food or a can of treats to shake.
With him not neutered, he may be off doing the wild thing.
Good luck and I hope you find him. Next time i would suggest a leash or a cage. Most cats won't just sit there when you put them down outside.
Reply:Cats are very resourceful and he is probably hiding some place safe...out of the rain... Give it a day... Mean while go out call for him... put a dish of food out for him....Call for him "Here kitty kitty kitty... let him hear your voice.... do not give up.... How long has he been missing....? Put signs up...
Look in the drains pipes and gutters by the road... Under parked vehicles, in the bushes, sheds, under porches,and garages etc. Even check inside your house (My kitty got stuck in a linen closet)... anywhere he could hide... Even go out at night.... Good lucK!!!
I lost my cat a few years ago she was missing for over three days and finally she found her way back... Wet and a little skinny... My sister lost her cat for over 7 days.... We went out EVERYDAY several different times calling for her and she just showed up...My sister swears she showed up because she heard my voice...
Put up signs and hand out fliers in apartment complexes your neighbors describing him and a his name IF he comes for his name.... and give your phone # so people can call and say Hey I think I saw your cat near so-so... Call near by vets and also put fliers up at local vets and inform the Humane society.....
How long have you had the kitty??
Don' t give up.. Ok!!
Reply:put up wanted or lost signs
Reply:Not much you can do right now - I wouldn't worry too much though- cats are ninjas- it'll find somewhere to weather out the storm. If he hasn't shown up in a day or two, you could put some missing posters up - won't actualy help but it will make you feel better, then, about a day after you give it up for dead, it will wander in like nothing happened expecting to get fed- thats my experience of owning cats, anyway...
Reply:Hi!
I hope you will find your cat soon, just look near house properly. Sometimes the lost cats come back home after having a big journey. What I would advise you in case you find him - you should install special chip into him - I did that. If ever my cat misses, I will find him with the help of a satellite. It is very convenient - and it won`t hurt your cat...
Maybe my advice is a little bit late... Anyway all the best in finding your cat!
Mika
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I think my cat is missing what do I do?
Your cat is most likely alright. Cats hate rain so he is probably hiding somewhere sheltered to protect himself. How long has he been missing for? If it's less than 3 days I wouldn't worry, cats are born adventurers, plus you found him as a stray so this applies even more.
A similair thing happened to one of my cats. She was missing for two days and naturally I was freaking out, turns out she was under my neighbours house most likely because it was stormy.
Your cat is probably doing the same, he might even be under your house. Just remain calm, he'll come home soon.
When he does, get him microchipped so if someone finds him he gets sent back to you! Also give him a collar and a name tag with your phone number on it.
Good luck.
Reply:Dont jump to conclusions yet...kitty may be hiding out from the rain! If he doesn't return within 3 days you should put up some "LOST" flyer's with a photo of him...age...color...and phone number. Also keep some kitty food outside so he will eat if he returns and you dont find him right away..
Hope you get kitty back soon!
Reply:Call and report it to the local humane society. That way if he is found they will have a report and know who he belongs to. Try to give as much of a description as you can. Also bring a picture in if you have one.
You can also call the police. Some people will call the police when they find an animal instead of the humane soc.
You can also go the the area where your Mom put him down and try calling for him. Also bring a can of food or a can of treats to shake.
With him not neutered, he may be off doing the wild thing.
Good luck and I hope you find him. Next time i would suggest a leash or a cage. Most cats won't just sit there when you put them down outside.
Reply:Cats are very resourceful and he is probably hiding some place safe...out of the rain... Give it a day... Mean while go out call for him... put a dish of food out for him....Call for him "Here kitty kitty kitty... let him hear your voice.... do not give up.... How long has he been missing....? Put signs up...
Look in the drains pipes and gutters by the road... Under parked vehicles, in the bushes, sheds, under porches,and garages etc. Even check inside your house (My kitty got stuck in a linen closet)... anywhere he could hide... Even go out at night.... Good lucK!!!
I lost my cat a few years ago she was missing for over three days and finally she found her way back... Wet and a little skinny... My sister lost her cat for over 7 days.... We went out EVERYDAY several different times calling for her and she just showed up...My sister swears she showed up because she heard my voice...
Put up signs and hand out fliers in apartment complexes your neighbors describing him and a his name IF he comes for his name.... and give your phone # so people can call and say Hey I think I saw your cat near so-so... Call near by vets and also put fliers up at local vets and inform the Humane society.....
How long have you had the kitty??
Don' t give up.. Ok!!
Reply:put up wanted or lost signs
Reply:Not much you can do right now - I wouldn't worry too much though- cats are ninjas- it'll find somewhere to weather out the storm. If he hasn't shown up in a day or two, you could put some missing posters up - won't actualy help but it will make you feel better, then, about a day after you give it up for dead, it will wander in like nothing happened expecting to get fed- thats my experience of owning cats, anyway...
Reply:Hi!
I hope you will find your cat soon, just look near house properly. Sometimes the lost cats come back home after having a big journey. What I would advise you in case you find him - you should install special chip into him - I did that. If ever my cat misses, I will find him with the help of a satellite. It is very convenient - and it won`t hurt your cat...
Maybe my advice is a little bit late... Anyway all the best in finding your cat!
Mika
sunburns
Signs seen in non-English speaking countries?
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpuse.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpuse.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist.
A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a*s?
On the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn c*ck to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towel please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Signs seen in non-English speaking countries?
Very Very Nice
100/100
cant stop laughing keep it up ;-))
Reply:very funny
Reply:I so nearly didn't read them all but I'm glad I did!
Reply:Meet me at the Sha-Tin chinese restaurant in Heathmont Victoria Australia soi we can discuss further.
Reply:Read all of them....and wishing for more!! =)
Reply:I'm in tears! hehehehe, loved the Russian Monastery one! LOL!!
Reply:lol.lol
Reply:Why is it that when i read the funniest jokes in here i have to be in the university computer room. hahahahahaha
I work in an aquarium in Japan and there is this sign next to where they keep the pinguins that says "no flush" hahaha and i once saw a soccer team whose name was "bastards" hahaha
thank you, you made my day. here's your star!
oh and do you mind if i save it for later reference?
thank you
good luck.
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Confusing signs, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Mechelle.!!
Reply:HEhahaha..lololol..wonderful
Reply:lol,
very funny. read it all and hoping you will post more%26gt;
I liked that: todays special: no ice cream ! lol
Reply:first joke already gt me laughing hard
Reply:very funny
Reply:v good
star
Reply:very good.
Reply:lmao have a star
Reply:LOL :)
Reply:hehehe, now i know why i don't go abroad, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:Very funny
Reply:Excellent
Reply:hahaha, really funny
but too long, next time divide it into two questions
Reply:tootle him with vigor
/laugh
/cry
/breathe
peeling skin sunburn
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpuse.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpuse.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist.
A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a*s?
On the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn c*ck to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towel please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Signs seen in non-English speaking countries?
Very Very Nice
100/100
cant stop laughing keep it up ;-))
Reply:very funny
Reply:I so nearly didn't read them all but I'm glad I did!
Reply:Meet me at the Sha-Tin chinese restaurant in Heathmont Victoria Australia soi we can discuss further.
Reply:Read all of them....and wishing for more!! =)
Reply:I'm in tears! hehehehe, loved the Russian Monastery one! LOL!!
Reply:lol.lol
Reply:Why is it that when i read the funniest jokes in here i have to be in the university computer room. hahahahahaha
I work in an aquarium in Japan and there is this sign next to where they keep the pinguins that says "no flush" hahaha and i once saw a soccer team whose name was "bastards" hahaha
thank you, you made my day. here's your star!
oh and do you mind if i save it for later reference?
thank you
good luck.
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Confusing signs, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Mechelle.!!
Reply:HEhahaha..lololol..wonderful
Reply:lol,
very funny. read it all and hoping you will post more%26gt;
I liked that: todays special: no ice cream ! lol
Reply:first joke already gt me laughing hard
Reply:very funny
Reply:v good
star
Reply:very good.
Reply:lmao have a star
Reply:LOL :)
Reply:hehehe, now i know why i don't go abroad, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:Very funny
Reply:Excellent
Reply:hahaha, really funny
but too long, next time divide it into two questions
Reply:tootle him with vigor
/laugh
/cry
/breathe
peeling skin sunburn
What is THE WARMEST clothing for EXTREMELY cold and windy weather?
What is THE WARMEST clothing for EXTREMELY
cold and windy weather?
Fur (what sort)? Leather? Synthetics (what sort)?
IMPORTANT:
I ride a motorcycle
even when it's well under 30°C.
At 60 mhp the wind chill can make it as if it were
as low as -10°C with the wind cutting you to the core.
And when your just siting on the bike you don't generate
much body heat (little movement).
I think I may need
mittens (made of ?), boots (made of ?),
underwear/base layer (made of ?), insulating layer/s
(made of ?), and a outer or shell layer/coat (made of ?)
made for a place like ANTARCTICA in bad weather
(-89.4°C/-129°F with hi winds).
I nearly don't care what it looks like.
I just don't want to be cold.
What is THE WARMEST clothing for EXTREMELY cold and windy weather?
What you need is a heated suit,it plugs in to a cigarette lighter (you may have to have one installed on your bike)
My boss rides his Goldwing and him and his wife have them,he says they are great.They have an adjustable thermostat.
I think he paid like $300 for them but they are worth the money.
Check out some magazines or at the dealer......it might be more cost effective than buying all that other stuff you want.
Reply:It is important to think in terms of layers. The more thin, light layers you can ware the better. These layers trap a very good insulator - air - and slows the loss of your body heat. Top this off with a duck-down insulated, wind-proof jacket.
Reply:Get Ugg boots and they are warm but put like four layers of socks under them lol....
For a coat-get a northface they are warm and then put like a leather jacket on top of it.
I'm sure if you look on google for stuff you will find it
Reply:fur like the eskamoes were!
Reply:Get Goretex clothes insulated with synthentic down, such as Holofil or Quallofil. Those are good even for the Sourth Pole.
Reply:I wear a snowmobile suit, scarf, mittens that go halfway to the elbow (5-finger gloves won't keep your fingers warm) and rubber boots - like totes, over your regular shoes.
Get a fairing also.
Reply:Gortex boots w/ socks that don't sweat. layers, wool, down.
Check the ski shops/ hunting deptartments or on-line ordering.
Cabello's outdoor type places. The hunters layer up and sit out in the wind and cold for hours.
Reply:WOOL, WOOL,WOOL!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Her in the far northern part of Canada we wear of lot of Down filled clothing great for holding the heat in..plus fleece pants
Reply:i have a synthetic jacket that i bought from steve and barry's for $10... that thing gets hot! so i would recomend synthetic insulation (you definatly want a bubble jacket)... for gloves, you want something thats a tough fabric that doesn't let wind pass... i wouldn't recomend leather, it doesn't stay very warm.... there are other fabrics out there (can't think of the name.. it has the same kind of qualities as yard gloves, only with a lot of fur inslulation).... scarves are always good, tie them and wrap them up underneath your jacket... turtlenecks, long johns, and uggs... wearing the long johns under your jeans will keep your legs warm enough.
Reply:Goretex, its fullwwindproof its what we use in the army
Reply:I would say thermal underwear is pretty important as it stops body heat from escaping and covers the whole body. Other than that I'd say that leather is the most practical thing to wear if your riding a motorbike - you need something hugs the body and is easy to move in.
Reply:i would go with cotton, and cotton flannel, except for the outmost layer, which you can get a leather jacket and pants,,,, and layers ,layers layers,,,, go for a turtle neck sweater,,,leather gloves with a cotton lining , stay away from synthetic for the inner layers,,
Reply:Wool, leather, and lots of layers.
Reply:Get a windscreen for the bike. it is much more comfortable than hiding behind the headlamp and gas tank.
I tend not to ride motorcycle cause of the black ice on the roads. You is just an accident looking for a place to happen.
peeling skin
cold and windy weather?
Fur (what sort)? Leather? Synthetics (what sort)?
IMPORTANT:
I ride a motorcycle
even when it's well under 30°C.
At 60 mhp the wind chill can make it as if it were
as low as -10°C with the wind cutting you to the core.
And when your just siting on the bike you don't generate
much body heat (little movement).
I think I may need
mittens (made of ?), boots (made of ?),
underwear/base layer (made of ?), insulating layer/s
(made of ?), and a outer or shell layer/coat (made of ?)
made for a place like ANTARCTICA in bad weather
(-89.4°C/-129°F with hi winds).
I nearly don't care what it looks like.
I just don't want to be cold.
What is THE WARMEST clothing for EXTREMELY cold and windy weather?
What you need is a heated suit,it plugs in to a cigarette lighter (you may have to have one installed on your bike)
My boss rides his Goldwing and him and his wife have them,he says they are great.They have an adjustable thermostat.
I think he paid like $300 for them but they are worth the money.
Check out some magazines or at the dealer......it might be more cost effective than buying all that other stuff you want.
Reply:It is important to think in terms of layers. The more thin, light layers you can ware the better. These layers trap a very good insulator - air - and slows the loss of your body heat. Top this off with a duck-down insulated, wind-proof jacket.
Reply:Get Ugg boots and they are warm but put like four layers of socks under them lol....
For a coat-get a northface they are warm and then put like a leather jacket on top of it.
I'm sure if you look on google for stuff you will find it
Reply:fur like the eskamoes were!
Reply:Get Goretex clothes insulated with synthentic down, such as Holofil or Quallofil. Those are good even for the Sourth Pole.
Reply:I wear a snowmobile suit, scarf, mittens that go halfway to the elbow (5-finger gloves won't keep your fingers warm) and rubber boots - like totes, over your regular shoes.
Get a fairing also.
Reply:Gortex boots w/ socks that don't sweat. layers, wool, down.
Check the ski shops/ hunting deptartments or on-line ordering.
Cabello's outdoor type places. The hunters layer up and sit out in the wind and cold for hours.
Reply:WOOL, WOOL,WOOL!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Her in the far northern part of Canada we wear of lot of Down filled clothing great for holding the heat in..plus fleece pants
Reply:i have a synthetic jacket that i bought from steve and barry's for $10... that thing gets hot! so i would recomend synthetic insulation (you definatly want a bubble jacket)... for gloves, you want something thats a tough fabric that doesn't let wind pass... i wouldn't recomend leather, it doesn't stay very warm.... there are other fabrics out there (can't think of the name.. it has the same kind of qualities as yard gloves, only with a lot of fur inslulation).... scarves are always good, tie them and wrap them up underneath your jacket... turtlenecks, long johns, and uggs... wearing the long johns under your jeans will keep your legs warm enough.
Reply:Goretex, its fullwwindproof its what we use in the army
Reply:I would say thermal underwear is pretty important as it stops body heat from escaping and covers the whole body. Other than that I'd say that leather is the most practical thing to wear if your riding a motorbike - you need something hugs the body and is easy to move in.
Reply:i would go with cotton, and cotton flannel, except for the outmost layer, which you can get a leather jacket and pants,,,, and layers ,layers layers,,,, go for a turtle neck sweater,,,leather gloves with a cotton lining , stay away from synthetic for the inner layers,,
Reply:Wool, leather, and lots of layers.
Reply:Get a windscreen for the bike. it is much more comfortable than hiding behind the headlamp and gas tank.
I tend not to ride motorcycle cause of the black ice on the roads. You is just an accident looking for a place to happen.
peeling skin
Lost in Translation???
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.
In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Lost in Translation???
Yes, there are hundreds of these mistranslations. When we learn a second language, we need to understand the core meaning and be careful not to translate word for word. This latter type of translation is impossible, if we wish to convey meaning.
Reply:Super! I loved them. They cracked me up.
Reply:lol. go russia..
Reply:That's hilarious!!!! ha ha
Yes.. that happens.. it's really funny. Thanks for the laugh!
.
Reply:Thanks for sharing this. This is hilarious! I'm going to e-mail it to a good friend who I know will get a kick out of it.
I like the Acapulco "passed the water" one.
performing arts network
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9%26amp;11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service.
In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men %26amp; women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles %26amp; Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American.
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Lost in Translation???
Yes, there are hundreds of these mistranslations. When we learn a second language, we need to understand the core meaning and be careful not to translate word for word. This latter type of translation is impossible, if we wish to convey meaning.
Reply:Super! I loved them. They cracked me up.
Reply:lol. go russia..
Reply:That's hilarious!!!! ha ha
Yes.. that happens.. it's really funny. Thanks for the laugh!
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Reply:Thanks for sharing this. This is hilarious! I'm going to e-mail it to a good friend who I know will get a kick out of it.
I like the Acapulco "passed the water" one.
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