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A Mother's Resolutions


- When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.





- When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will run upstairs to supervise before he relieves himself in the sink and then creeps into the bathtub to return to sleep.





- I will pack the kids' lunch boxes the night before so I don't throw in a slab of frozen lasagna as they're running for the bus. "It'll defrost by lunch. If not, you can suck it like an ice pop."





- I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.





- I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don't feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I'll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog's fur.





- I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.





-. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.





- When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.

Is this funny?
Made my day. :)





LOL about the last one... There were two occasions I remember vividly in which I wasn't thinking and my husband was the victim of "Mommy" stuff. I was cutting up our two children's meat for dinner, and not paying attention I cut my husband's up into small pieces.





I have to wonder why some have a stick shoved up their butt and not have a sense of humor at all.
Reply:Very cute, reminds me of Erma Bombeck.


Not a criticism, but a suggestion: it would be funnier if all the sentences were as concise as no. 1.
Reply:no i dont think its funny ...and to the person who said yeah it funny but only to those who have raised children i am raising 3 of them and i dont think this is funny at all
Reply:Sorry, no.
Reply:No, not really.
Reply:lol
Reply:very good
Reply:thats hilarious!
Reply:It is funny....probably only to people who have raised kids though!
Reply:no not really its sounds abit weird
Reply:It has a bit of humor but yet a lot of serious-ness too
Reply:Funny, but if these are your own resolutions you need help.
Reply:Not funny to me
Reply:I'm sorry, it's a bit out there to be considered funny.
Reply:yh it is a bit funny
Reply:some parts are cute and some parts you really have to sit down and think... hey my mom use to do that for me too lol!!!
Reply:No, i stopped reading the jokes after the bathtub and sink joke, that is sick and annoying, not funny at all.
Reply:No..
Reply:That is funny! lol
Reply:Not funny and not very good advise either.
Reply:Actually, it seems rather sick and twisted to me....





Stuff like this is why serial killers kill....



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