SANTA. British want thin Santa. American's want Santa to HaHa?

The British want Santa's to be slim, so children can learn to be


less obese.


The Americans want Santa, to say HA HA HA, instead of the


HO HO HO, so it is not offencive to women.


Will Santa, also have to shave his beard and his head, so he


teaches children, to be clean shaven.


And will Santa, have to change his suit, so it doesn't have any


fur, or his leather boots.


As to not offend the animal rights activists. Get real.


No comments needed. Just making a statement. %26lt;}:-})

SANTA. British want thin Santa. American's want Santa to HaHa?
sigh





I've been seeing questions about this ALL DAY, and NOT ONE has provided a link.





What is everyone babbling about?





No one explains the story.





BTW, if you don't have a question, then you aren't supposed to POST a question.





Write a blog, join a forum, answer questions -- there are a lot of ways to make statments; this is NOT the only site on the web.





So if you wanted to make a statement, why didn't you explain WRF you're talking about?





I've just watched the news and they didn't mention it, nor does my paper's web site.





If I don't know what you're talking about, I can't respond, can I?





Edit after learning the truth: No, an Australian company has told it's Santas to not say Ho Ho Ho because the booming voice coming out of a big scary guy scares some little kids.





To bad people fly off the handle before they even know what they're talking about. Reality just isn't interesting enough for some people.
Reply:amen brotha!
Reply:As a Brit i have never heard of such a ridiculous claim. Its news to me.
Reply:That's like when they made Cookie Monster (from the popular US kids' show "Sesame Street") thin. He's the COOKIE MONSTER...he's supposed to be chunky, yet they made him all skinny. It's just WRONG. Everyone knows santa is fat because he eats so much milk and cookies, and he lives in the North Pole and needs extra insulation.





Some things just should NOT be f*cked with, in my opinion, and Santa is one of them!
Reply:Santa is a big fat wigger.
Reply:I want a black Santa. Make him 6' 5", ripped and shredded. And he gets to back hand kids whenever he wants. That would be cool.
Reply:I WANT A WOMAN SANTA NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW YOU FASCIST MALE PIGS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
Reply:lol "hohoho"
Reply:I'm going to comment just to be difficault.
Reply:Just another example of the insanity of Political Correctness going crazy.





I portray Santa, I'm going to Ho Ho Ho, pad my belly with a fluffy pillow and wear fur.





To the P.C. jerks: LEAVE SANTA ALONE!





I also tell about Christ being the name of Christmas
Reply:Hmmm...makes you think doesn't it??
Reply:You know when I was a child I don't remember ever thinking I should eat more so I could oneday grow up and look like santa. Who do the tax payers pay to sit around and think this stuff up? We should cut that persons funding.



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