Four strangers travelled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other.
One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75 year old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen yrs. old--who looked like something right off the cover of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady was a man in his late-forties who was a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private fresh out of boot camp.
As these four strangers travelled, they talked and chatted about trivial things until they entered an unlighted tunnel, and there they sat in complete darkness and total silence, until the sound of a distinct kiss broke the silence; following the kiss a loud slap could be heard throughout the cabin.
In the ensuing period of silence the four strangers sat quietly with their own thoughts.
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The older lady was thinking,
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"Isn't it wonderful that even in this permissive day and age there are still young women who have a little self-respect and dignity?"
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The young woman, shaking her head and greatly puzzled,
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asked herself, "Why in the world would any man in his right mind want to kiss an old fossil like that when I'm sitting here?"
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The Sergeant Major, rubbing his sore face,
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was outraged that any woman could ever think that a man in his position would try to sneak a kiss in the dark.
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And the private, grinning from ear to ear,
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was thinking, "What a crazy and mixed up world this is when a private can kiss the back of his hand and then smack a Sergeant Major in the face and get away with it!"
A Little Kiss?
Hilarious
Reply:hehe that was good.
Reply:LOL -Hilarious
Reply:LOL.:)
Reply:lol that was really funny
Reply:hehe
smart private
Reply:LOL Didn't see that coming. (No pun intended.)
Reply:haha longggggggggg but funny........nice
Reply:ha ha! funy!
Reply:I love that joke!!!! It was hilarious!! thanks for sharing!
Reply:o m g great
Reply:Military Wisdom I
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
- U.S. Marine Corps
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"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- USAF Ammo Troop
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual
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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal
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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
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"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
Reply:I like it, I like it!!!!!
Funny stuff!!!!!!!
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A zipzapzoom....................... the tunnel! good=star...?
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75-year-old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen years old, who looked like something right off the cover of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady was a man in his late-forties who was a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private fresh out of boot camp. As these four strangers traveled, they talked and chatted about trivial things until they entered an unlighted tunnel, and there they sat in complete darkness and total silence, until the sound of a distinct kiss broke the silence; following the kiss a loud slap could be heard throughout the cabin. In the ensuing period of silence the four strangers sat quietly with their own thoughts. The older lady was thinking,
A zipzapzoom....................... the tunnel! good=star...?
lol...keep up the tempo Jody s. Star for a Star.
I have read u'r answers. U'r very intelligent %26amp; have a great sense of humor.
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a bit long but its OK!
Reply:hehe..........
Reply:thats funnyish
Reply:heard it before. it's o.k.
books b
A zipzapzoom....................... the tunnel! good=star...?
lol...keep up the tempo Jody s. Star for a Star.
I have read u'r answers. U'r very intelligent %26amp; have a great sense of humor.
Reply:╔══╗─╔═════╦══╗
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a bit long but its OK!
Reply:hehe..........
Reply:thats funnyish
Reply:heard it before. it's o.k.
books b
Arggg ... What happened ... I woke up with a Santa Boot & a Genie slipper on.....?
... theres glitter in my hair ......and some kind of fur on my shoulder? .....what kind of Halloween party did you have!!!!?
Arggg ... What happened ... I woke up with a Santa Boot %26amp; a Genie slipper on.....?
I'm sorry it got so out of hand, but I'll send you the video. You were the life of the party!
Reply:LMAO.... Nothing like the one you had! Mine was kid-friendly!
:)
Reply:didn't have one i was at work!
Reply:Guess you got tricked, huh? I swear it wasnt me... *kicking bucket of glitter in back of me*
Reply:wow, that must have been some party, sounds like you went to the north pole and back!!
Reply:cork the bottle, you're done
Reply:i didnt have one
Reply:I didn't have one but where do you live? I'm celebrating with you next year.
Reply:Dude you happened
books title c
Arggg ... What happened ... I woke up with a Santa Boot %26amp; a Genie slipper on.....?
I'm sorry it got so out of hand, but I'll send you the video. You were the life of the party!
Reply:LMAO.... Nothing like the one you had! Mine was kid-friendly!
:)
Reply:didn't have one i was at work!
Reply:Guess you got tricked, huh? I swear it wasnt me... *kicking bucket of glitter in back of me*
Reply:wow, that must have been some party, sounds like you went to the north pole and back!!
Reply:cork the bottle, you're done
Reply:i didnt have one
Reply:I didn't have one but where do you live? I'm celebrating with you next year.
Reply:Dude you happened
books title c
For all you canadian out there...[it's not a question]?
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!
For all you canadian out there...[it's not a question]?
A round of applause to the lovely Canadians!!!
Reply:lol I am a Brit with really pretty teeth and got to go with you on the zed thing.............it IS zed NOT zee
regards
dental
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!
For all you canadian out there...[it's not a question]?
A round of applause to the lovely Canadians!!!
Reply:lol I am a Brit with really pretty teeth and got to go with you on the zed thing.............it IS zed NOT zee
regards
dental
Are you Canadian?
I AM CANADIAN!!! Born and Raised!
Born in Ontario and at almost 19 moved to BC.
"Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
and the first nation of hockey!
My name is Bri!!
And I am Canadian!!!"
Are you Canadian?
YES I AM! I AM PROUD TO LIVE IN THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I am in B.C.
Reply:no
Reply:Thats wonderful!
However you have to remember although you may be proud of you're country, don't put other countrys down. It can hurt a lot of feelings.
...I'm an American and darn proud to be one! :)
Reply:i'm an AMERICAN and VERY PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:No, I' am not. Good for you for being proud to be Canadian.
Reply:No, I live south of the boarder in Michigan
Reply:I Am Canadian!
Reply:I am Canadian but I am not proud of it. I'd rather be British.
Reply:Odd. I just answered this, but it disappeared. And, I can answer again.
Anyway, I've been to Toronto, and thought the people were great!
Reply:My name is Kathryn
And I am CANADIAN!
Reply:Living in Edmonton. Raised in BC.
Reply:No, but my boss is.
Reply:No ma'am.
Reply:yes I am canadian, I live in nanaimo on vancouver island.
Reply:I am Canadian! Go, Maple Leafs!
Reply:Yes I am
Reply:Hell no. I know what you are, but what am I?
Reply:No l'm not.
Reply:What's your point?
Reply:okie- dockie
Reply:I am very PROUD to be Canadian.
I am also from Ontario born and raised. . .and still here.
I am a true Canadian girl :)
Reply:no
Reply:no
Reply:Good for you..no Im not canadian..♥
Reply:Good for you, girl! Good for you!
It's always good to be proud of who you are.
Reply:Yes,I'm from Oshawa Ontario.
Reply:ya! bri good for u, but we're still not comin to visit that iceberg u call home
my name is willow, we in US have lots of pillows
we got chris handsome in NY
we got 99 porn stars named nikki in hollywood
we got corruption oozing out washington DC
we got 20000 nukes pointed at your neighbor good olde ussr
and we got the beat! cause we got the go go girls !
Reply:i am a american.
Reply:Yes, I am from Canada and feeling very Canadian as well.
Reply:Good for you...but I am proud to be an American, thank you very much.
Reply:No, I am not
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Born in Ontario and at almost 19 moved to BC.
"Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
and the first nation of hockey!
My name is Bri!!
And I am Canadian!!!"
Are you Canadian?
YES I AM! I AM PROUD TO LIVE IN THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I am in B.C.
Reply:no
Reply:Thats wonderful!
However you have to remember although you may be proud of you're country, don't put other countrys down. It can hurt a lot of feelings.
...I'm an American and darn proud to be one! :)
Reply:i'm an AMERICAN and VERY PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:No, I' am not. Good for you for being proud to be Canadian.
Reply:No, I live south of the boarder in Michigan
Reply:I Am Canadian!
Reply:I am Canadian but I am not proud of it. I'd rather be British.
Reply:Odd. I just answered this, but it disappeared. And, I can answer again.
Anyway, I've been to Toronto, and thought the people were great!
Reply:My name is Kathryn
And I am CANADIAN!
Reply:Living in Edmonton. Raised in BC.
Reply:No, but my boss is.
Reply:No ma'am.
Reply:yes I am canadian, I live in nanaimo on vancouver island.
Reply:I am Canadian! Go, Maple Leafs!
Reply:Yes I am
Reply:Hell no. I know what you are, but what am I?
Reply:No l'm not.
Reply:What's your point?
Reply:okie- dockie
Reply:I am very PROUD to be Canadian.
I am also from Ontario born and raised. . .and still here.
I am a true Canadian girl :)
Reply:no
Reply:no
Reply:Good for you..no Im not canadian..♥
Reply:Good for you, girl! Good for you!
It's always good to be proud of who you are.
Reply:Yes,I'm from Oshawa Ontario.
Reply:ya! bri good for u, but we're still not comin to visit that iceberg u call home
my name is willow, we in US have lots of pillows
we got chris handsome in NY
we got 99 porn stars named nikki in hollywood
we got corruption oozing out washington DC
we got 20000 nukes pointed at your neighbor good olde ussr
and we got the beat! cause we got the go go girls !
Reply:i am a american.
Reply:Yes, I am from Canada and feeling very Canadian as well.
Reply:Good for you...but I am proud to be an American, thank you very much.
Reply:No, I am not
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Are the uggs made from sheep that are killed?!?
i want to get uggs but i am an animal lover and i would hate to have uggs that have had sheep killed to make them. i know the fur on the inside is just shaved off and it grows back but what about the outside of the boot? i have heard yes but i have also heard no. i think no but i need to double check. :] thanks in advance
Are the uggs made from sheep that are killed?!?
They are...but im sure you can find a fake cheaper pair...good luck here if you want to read for yourself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uggs
Reply:same here but I don't think so
Reply:They are sheepskin, not just sheep wool, therefore yes you are wearing part of the animal, not something that was just sheared off. However, the animal was probably not killed for the boots; the animal would have been killed for consumption and the skin/wool/etc. sold to shoe/clothing companies.
Reply:yes. they are killed but not b/c uggs said "kill for the profit of the boots" but first for table food and then the hide is seconday source. check out this article:
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Are-Ugg-Bo...
Reply:yes becuse the outside of the boots are sheepskin.
Reply:suede is made out of dead animal, however i am guessing if ur an animal luver than u are also and enviromentalist type person, and wearing suede/leather is recycling earth's resources, bcuz the sheep was already dead for meat. the ugg company did not kill these sheep, but bought the sheep from food companies. If ur a vegetarian, there is nothing wrong w/ wearing suede.
Reply:omg i hope not cause i shop there if they are i am going on strike against uggs
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Are the uggs made from sheep that are killed?!?
They are...but im sure you can find a fake cheaper pair...good luck here if you want to read for yourself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uggs
Reply:same here but I don't think so
Reply:They are sheepskin, not just sheep wool, therefore yes you are wearing part of the animal, not something that was just sheared off. However, the animal was probably not killed for the boots; the animal would have been killed for consumption and the skin/wool/etc. sold to shoe/clothing companies.
Reply:yes. they are killed but not b/c uggs said "kill for the profit of the boots" but first for table food and then the hide is seconday source. check out this article:
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Are-Ugg-Bo...
Reply:yes becuse the outside of the boots are sheepskin.
Reply:suede is made out of dead animal, however i am guessing if ur an animal luver than u are also and enviromentalist type person, and wearing suede/leather is recycling earth's resources, bcuz the sheep was already dead for meat. the ugg company did not kill these sheep, but bought the sheep from food companies. If ur a vegetarian, there is nothing wrong w/ wearing suede.
Reply:omg i hope not cause i shop there if they are i am going on strike against uggs
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Who am I???
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is ___!!
And I am ________!!!
Who am I???
Joe Canadian...easy
Reply:Joe
Canadian
Reply:this needs to be in jokes and Riddles.. maybe.
Reply:it was easy..
JOE CANADIAN..
Reply:uhh, Waldo? if this is you waldo come back home your wife and kids miss you and cant find you!
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I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is ___!!
And I am ________!!!
Who am I???
Joe Canadian...easy
Reply:Joe
Canadian
Reply:this needs to be in jokes and Riddles.. maybe.
Reply:it was easy..
JOE CANADIAN..
Reply:uhh, Waldo? if this is you waldo come back home your wife and kids miss you and cant find you!
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